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ㅤ* If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ...
ㅤ* A man's credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
ㅤ* Bumper Sticker: Older, Wiser and Just Generally More Annoying.
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