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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
For only two buckeroos, you can watch virtual plastic ducks plop in simulated water while you sleep.

That's a steal and a deal right there. There's also bonus ducks and randomized events to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Again, a simulator, don't expect to get frags or PvP other rubber ducks. You chill and relax.
Posted 29 August, 2023.
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1.9 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Stepping stone for Portal 2, one of my favorite games of all time. Please play this one before the 2nd game, you'd get the entire context, grip of the game mechanics, and even the first set of puzzles are the exact same (to reflect onto the first game).
The dark, cold, gritty lab-rat environment. The sound track, especially the hype one when you're approaching the portal gun.
GlaDOS and her monotone yet eerily human robotic voice. Just priceless.

Only complaint is this game, at times, especially near the end of the game. Struggles to show contrast between light/white and dark/black surfaces. This is important because you need to know which surfaces you can't and can use to Portal on. (Portal RTX solves this with new textures and lightning but the optimization SUCKS A-double-S)

Around the end-game, completely shadow-ridden and dirty surfaces look unable to use while they are, and might even necessary to solve the puzzle.
Aside from that, solid 9 out of 10 despite how sweet and short lived it is, especially if you're good at the puzzles.
Posted 27 December, 2022.
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5.6 hrs on record
I'm divided. On one hand, it's beautiful and complements the futuristic and scientific vibe of the game. On another, the excess lightning and reflections is overdone and kills the original vision of a dark and gritty lab-rat environment.

On one hand, it's completely free with Portal! On another ... the hidden cost is you need a 40 series card or you might struggle to a steady 60 fps like I did on some levels. Not to mention, god awful optimization, stutters and frame drops.

If this game offered a convenient way to cut down on the unnecessarily demanding path tracing or a more simpler ray tracing option. My thumb would be tilting up.

Yadda, yadda. I know it's a tech demo for the 40 series. It just could've been a lot more, an actual good Portal remaster, maybe.
Posted 25 December, 2022. Last edited 26 December, 2022.
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1.8 hrs on record
Beautiful art style,

Free game (thought this was at least 1-5 bucks initially),

Demom babes,

Chocolate Pancakes,

may or may not have cheated on the last puzzle.
Posted 27 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
requires index controllers which sucks, but looks fun
Posted 14 January, 2020.
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40.3 hrs on record
This game makes up for the disappointment of Fallout 4 for me.
Pros:
+Classic DOOM-like feel to the game
+Beautiful graphics (and Vulkan support, who can't forget about that)
+Awesome design of the demons and the weapons
+Open-map face paced arena
+Multiplayer (in my opinion needs some tweaking)
+Bring something new to the DOOM series
+Runes
+Suit upgrades
+Weapon upgrades
+Rarely buggy
+Quake feeling to Multiplayer
Cons:
-Lacks story, like most DOOM games
-Ending felt lustlacker but it's forgiven
-Sometimes it can be hard to find a multiplayer game
-Very demanding on PC hardware
-60 GIGBYTES in STORAGE

I would recommend this game unlike F4, I actually enjoyed this game and it was a very fun experince for me. Worth the $35 bucks I dropped onto this game. Defintely snag it during a sale, it's worthy in being in your game stash.
Posted 16 August, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.0 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
I have never had such confused feelings about an animate flower.
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All I'm sure about is that googling Toriel brings some questionable results.
Posted 22 November, 2015.
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49.8 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
10/10 - Brought so much tissues and lotion I brought half the stock market of Equate and Kleenex.
Posted 25 January, 2015. Last edited 25 January, 2015.
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1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This game wins the most boring game of the year award. I can see why it's so boring, it was apparently a mobile port to PC. This is NOT a Racing game, it is a Puzzle game that had lied to you. If I had to put it in perspective, it's like one of those flash games that you have to guide water through a series of pipes until it comes out perfectly. The only difference is that it's 3D, slow, and antagonizing. The controls are clunky and not too good at all. Come to say, the game is way too easy since the car drives so slow and you can even pause mid-time and change the camera angle to plan your track. Looks like the game is so boring and no cares about it, that there's somebody out there uploading anime pictures as screenshots, interesting.

3/10 - Only worth it for the Steam Trading cards and I got it free.
Posted 24 December, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
590.2 hrs on record (182.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Real Karambit: 30 USD
Virtual Karmabit: 250 USD
Real Bayonet: 100 USD (high quality), 50 USD (med-low quality)
Virtual Bayonet: 150 USD
Real Butterfly Knife: 100 USD (high quality), 30 USD (med-low quality)
Virtual Buterfly Knife: 200 USD
Real Flip/Folding Knife: 25 USD average
Virtual Flip Knife: 60 USD


"11/10, Best knife simulator since Call of Duty" - IGN, US and EU.
Posted 23 December, 2014. Last edited 8 January, 2015.
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