Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here
I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink
And he went to bed for a really long time
I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr)
I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head
My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan

Greetings, Quandele Dingle here
My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut
Got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center (what the ♥♥♥♥)
Put a camera on Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop (what)
My Asian brother Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died

What's up guys, it's Quandele Dingle here
I have been arrested for multiple crimes
Including battery on police officer (what)
Grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency
I will be escaping prison on March 28th
After that I will take over the world

Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy,

Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD