Hey. What brings you here? I don't think I have anything really worth trading, sorry!

Welp, now you are here I guess I'm obliged to give you something more fun to read than the back of a shampoo bottle, keep reading if you wanna give me some time to introduce myself.

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Hello! If you want to reach me, I am fluent in both Chinese (simplified preferred) and English. I mainly play and communicate in English, but if you want to reach me for whatever reason, both languages are fine.

Let's talk games then, since that's what the platform is for. I'm not that good at any games I play, and I derive most of the fun from people I play with. If you are someone who gets incredibly sweaty and likes to number crunch the fun out of everything, I'm not the person you should look to play with, for the sake of all involved. I honestly just wish that more people would just get over fair losses and move on, it takes a special kind of entitlement to shift blame onto anything except for themselves over something that isn't even consequential.

Yeah, lots of words to say "can you not fookin get mad at video games I'm trynna have fun here", I know.

However, if you have a positive sense of humor and is looking to have fun, welcome! I might just be the person to talk to while we laugh over our own failures. I look forward to making some new friends.

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This is my spec, if you are curious enough.

- AMD Ryzen 2600

- Nvidia GTX 1070

- 16GB ram

- Primary 225GB SSD / Secondary 2TB SSD

Laptop: Apple M1 Macbook Air

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On the off chance I have some items worth trading (probably never), please don't bother asking unless I know you. I'll probably just chuck it into the market at a decent price.

I'm a furry, yeah come on now does anyone actually get bothered by it? If my profile didn't make that clear enough, now you know. I trust most people are mature enough to not judge others for things like this.

Why did I get my username? Well, let me walk you down a bit of a rabbit hole:
I didn't even think of anything similar to this, I had some other usernames that looked like it came straight out of a Xbox 360 owned by a 12 years old, then I decided to ditch them in favor for a more bearable one. The plan started with something like "Mraccoononi" to play on the word "macaroni" with a "raccoon" in the middle, but I ditched the M soon after. Now it's Raccoon-Oni. Voila, the creation of the socially acceptable username that I used for years.


Here's a youtube playlist I use to store all cat videos that youtube algorithm decides to send me

Well, not much else to say, hope you found this interesting. Have a nice day.