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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
50.7 hrs on record
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Nintendo Seethe Generator 2024
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
291.2 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
It’s like the devs raided the "Best of Co-op" buffet and decided to make a gourmet meal out of it. It’s because apparently, the devs actually play their own game. Other companies should take notes – it's like having a chef who actually tastes their own cooking!

• Fun, addictive, dynamic gameplay
• Outstanding music and sound choices
• Explosions that would make Michael Bay nut
• Great visuals, graphics, effects, and art design
• Randomized yet engaging mission configurations
• Large arsenal of satisfying weapons, combat support call-ins and gizmos
• Impressive faction and enemy variation requiring different tactics for each target
• Interesting game setting and lore (ignoring the cringy redditor super earth larper nerds)
• Constant updates with balance changes and additional content for free, with more on the way
• Multiple difficulty levels that actually add more challenges instead of just making enemies bullet sponges
• Every game is a different experience – sometimes chill, at other times desperate pulse-pounding moments
• Huge variety of challenges, goals, and missions with different interactive ways to accomplish each task
• Co-op always filled with camaraderie, chaos, and confusion: It's like herding cats, except the cats have guns and are shooting and calling in 500kg bombs at everything that moves

Bottom line: If you play games, get this. Fun for all skill levels, especially with friends.
Posted 4 April, 2024.
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37.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Okay enough if you are looking for very simple, mindless fun. Janky and unfinished but at least they're working on it. Hopefully, it reaches an acceptable level of polish before the devs give up.
Posted 4 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
YOU HAVE FAILED TO MEET YOUR QUOTA. YOU HAVE BEEN FIRED.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.2 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
MORE LIKE BALLS OF ♥♥♥♥♥ SCENT LMAO

still better than diablows 4
Posted 14 July, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
214.8 hrs on record
One of the best, if not the best story-driven single player game ever made. If you play games in any serious fashion, you owe it to yourself to finish the main story at least once. Rockstar at its best (though also at its worst with Red Dead Online).
Posted 7 March, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
56.1 hrs on record (50.7 hrs at review time)
Santa Water all day erryday
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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24 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Not as good as Civ... yet. It's a deeper game but the complexity doesn't directly translate into more fun.

The UI is good but some elements are way too small. The music isn't bad but it should be a strong point for this type of game.

I'm confident it can get better if they focus on gameplay improvements instead of pumping out expansions. I'd wait until a complete bundle comes out.
Posted 7 October, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
>tfw got baited into buying a mobile port
>realize I was the fish all along
bait/10
Posted 25 August, 2022.
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