batsard
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    "A real man oughta be a little stupid"

 
    "A real man oughta be a little stupid"

                                                               get this...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 






























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*bites the curb cutely* 2 月 6 日 上午 3:02 
ok so... there I was, eating my dino nuggets (god I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love nuggies) while a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tiny ass baby roadman baby comes to me with a knife (one of those plastic ones) and DEMANDS me to hand over my precious DINO NUGGETS!! *my heart drops* PLEASE NOT MY TENDIES!!! * I screamed. The roadbabby starts to shank my ankle with the unusual tier of a weapon. *I SCREAM IN AGONY* just when I started to think that I would end up nuggetless in some random ditch, a shadowy figure appears behind the roadie. I can see the chiselled jaw line twitch when the mysterious stranger opens his mouth. ""So... You are the punk I've heard about". > Pants creamed *CHECK* The roady instantly gets yeeted jaw first to the ground while my hero proceedes to curb stomp the culprit. "Wh-who are you??" I ask blushingly while trying to avoid the piercing gaze of my hero. He smirks "Mr. Batsard at your service. Empe Batsard."

the moral of the story: never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ visit itä-helsinki
batsard 1 月 6 日 下午 12:02 
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pipparii 2024 年 12 月 21 日 下午 1:13 
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batsard 2024 年 12 月 1 日 上午 3:16 
That is too scary my man! :maple2:
mazuguy 2024 年 12 月 1 日 上午 2:33 
top scariest stories ever:

"can i go to the toilet please?"
i asked the teacher.
"♥♥♥♥ you"
said the teacher;
who was actually the ♥♥♥♥ you guy.