The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.

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Ho-mo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto

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Lord you have made me
for war, and I have no idea
what to do with the gift
of all I was fighting for.

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I play both killer and survivor, neither particularly well.

Survivor main: Vittorio

Killer faves: Lich , Spirit , Skull Merchant , Trickster

You tunnelled/camped/slugged!
I prefer to play fair, but sometimes you have to sweat.
Tunnelling is one option available to the killer, and on this occasion I choose to take it. There are many ways to counter that decision. If they worked for you, good job, sport! If they didn't work for you, better luck next time.
Tunnelling is no less unfair than flashlight/pallet saves. It's part of the experience. Deal with it.
If you're desperate to tell me how 'unfun' it is, ask yourself when was the last time you, as a survivor, prioritised the fun of the killer over your own?

You only won because of...
And you still lost. GGs!

You should just do x, y, or z...
Unless I asked you for advice, it's really not your place to give it. Make a guide if you have so many good ideas!

You suck / you're bad / ez...
Probably! If you juiced me, congrats! Well played! Pointing out the obvious isn't very interesting though. Why do you feel the need to tell me what I already know? Are we perhaps being a sore winner? Does that make you feel better about yourself? Loser behaviour!

"Get good!"
DBD has no ranked mode. Literally every game is practice. 'Getting good' is what is currently happening. Consider coming up with your own things to say when you're upset—imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but originality is at least more interesting.

You stream-sniped me!
I don't know how to explain to you how little I care about your aspiring Twitch career. I'm not going out of my way indulge your need for attention by looking you up to gain such a small advantage. You're not the main character, grow up.

Did you give up?
Maybe! It's a game I play to have fun. When the fun stops, so do I. Sometimes I'll DC, but most of the time I'll just wait for you to finish and leave.
If you're here to complain about that being boring: sorry, I'm not responsible for your fun.
If you're here to tell me I won't improve if I give up: again, this is a game I play for fun, it is not a sport I play competitively. Calm down, darling.