Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Skibidi, you think you are so sigma because of your mewing streak huh? Guess what beta, when I am hitting the griddy with my level 10 gyatt we'll know who's the true sigma. You may be Kai Cenat, ♥♥♥♥ you pay your fanum tax, I'll give you that, but don't forget that I am baby gronk, and remember, when I get my Livvy Dunne and she's jelqing me, you'll be edging to it, does that sound too Ohio to you? Well wasn't it Ohio too when you started looksmaxxing as if it would change the fact that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gooner with L. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. rizz. You don't like it, but I will always have the Fortnite battle pass... I. Mog. You. You do the thug shake with dat thicc cake when I tell you to. Better have some Grimace Shake to wake you up to the reality that you are just another sus NPC amogus.

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helped me calm down after stealing some dudes dog

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Helped me calm down after we couldn't find my dog when it got lost.

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I've been really into tea staining things lately. What I do is I make tea and then I suck all the liquid out of the bag with my mouth. Then I rub the bag up and down on paper to make it look old. Sometimes I'll wrinkle it a bit too, or burn the edges.
I tea stained my W9 the other day, right before I sent it into the IRS. And then I wrote the date for 1822. LOL.
Now I'm getting audited and have to appear before a district judge.

You've been hit by a SNOW SHOT. This SNOW SHOT has been launched from a cutie cannon. Now you're covered in my white sticky wet stuff. And you're cutie so you can get extra if you follow my tumblr.

signed by runscape gf (give 2 million gold now.)

🤚 HALT 🛑 This is a strictly NO FORTNITE ZONE

🚫 Absolutely no fortnite allowed past this point

⚠ WARNING ⚠ Fortnite detected

You were warned......you didn't listen.....and now you will pay the price. You fool, you absolute fool.

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Die where you stand, Fortnite scum!

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You are now dead, slain by my master blade, unable to put up any semblance of defense

You should have listened.....but you didn't. Now you're just another example, a mere notch on the hilt of my blade. Let this be a lesson to all those who dare mention Fortnite on reddit.

solemnly sheathes sword and kneels respectfully

Forgive me master Keanu....I had to unleash my full power one last time...

There's a longstanding bias towards viewing the concept of radicalizing the youth as a bad thing. But where I'm from radical is a good thing. Like when my boy Benny got tubed in that wave off the coast of Huntington. That was radical, you know? But people be saying that radicalizing kids is bad. I don't get it man. We should radicalize everyone.

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You ever put your hand through a wicker chair? You ever lick the salty callouses of a beautiful man? You ever check your coat at the front desk of an expensive hotel and then go across the street to the less nice hotel and stay the night there, but go back and get your coat from the nicer place the next morning so people think you slept there? You ever think deeply about your existence in the entire span of the cosmos and how insignificant all your problems seem?


You ever eat chapstick?

Being a straight person in pride month is like being in Nazi Germany
It's true. A sympathetic gay couple have sheltered me in their attic for the last 5 days. The gaystapo came yesterday and interrogated my benefactors, but they didn't search the house. At least not this time.I'm putting them in terrible danger, but I don't know what else to do. I know what happens to those who protect breeders. They know it too. How long will the be willing to risk their lives for me? I trust them; I have to. What happens when the closet police come back, though? What happens when they are forced to choose between their safety and mine? I pray it doesn't come to that A crowd was marching in the street today. I could hear then chanting "YASS QUEEN, YASS QUEEN" through the walls of my hiding place. I can't tell if it's the stomp of their thigh high boots or my own shaking, but it feels like an earthquake. An earthquake inside my own head... my god, there's so many of them.

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The biggest oversight with Drow Ranger is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that thicc frozen ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me with her boring, emotionless voice.

heh,nice pfp,kid..i c ur girl gamer.i likethat.we need more of the females whoGame in this wold.2 Many Men r in gamig,it is nice to see more female.ah.i see from ur location u r living near 2me.that is cool.anyways.i should explain myself.we were playnig game togther?i forgot witchgame,itwas PUBG?ah.it doe'snt matter.u were rly good atgame?u made team win,i rly admired ur skill.i was follow u around ingame and i thot ur chatarcter was very beutiful.say.i imagine ur very beutiful IRL 2,no?i mean,how couldsuch beutiful character belong to uglyfemale.ah,ha. here ispic of me {LINK REMOVED} oh,whoopsies silly meXD.that has my willy in.ah,my misteak but doe'snt matter,do u like how i look?hope u send back pic,mabye w/sily acident 2..;)anyways.would like2 meet up?i will take to diner.does sound god?ah.hoping u like plan.i am opento Girl Gamer,my freinds say i am niceman and very lade back&they say i amgood sleeper,if u catch my drift..;)anyways.i cant wait 4 diner with u prety.see u there!xx

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wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

I'll give you my Jugg arcana if you Jugger my Nauts

pLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden♥♥♥♥♥ I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.

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haha loser xd

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And then at this moment trine is a baddie

He'll flail about in his lawn chair all confused and panicked with a look that screams both "help me" and "how could you?" at the same time, but you just get up out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than his lawn chair and slow clap to yourself. You aren't going to save him. You tell him that you're going to tell the police that you found him like this and that he must have been practicing deep throat huge dongs and had an accident with this cucumber and guess what? The cops will believe the entire story. As his eyes roll back into his head and his gasps for air become less frequent, you realize that you just murdered a long time friend and you feel no remorse, in fact, you feel exhilarated. You do this sexy little strut back to your car and drive home following all the traffic laws because you're just in that good of a mood.

If you're accurate, you can cucumber a dude's throat pretty good. I'm talking about some guy, probably a good friend of yours, just blabbin' away about some story you don't care about, and let's be honest, you've never liked this guy's stories, and over the years you've actually grown to hate this person you once considered to be your friend, but you let him just keep talkin' and talkin' until he reaches a critical point in his story that he thinks is the funny part so he throws his head back and belly laughs like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' buffoon, and that's when you grip the cucumber you had with you the whole time, aim for the deepest part of his throat, and come down harder than a ceremonial dagger onto to a sacrificial virgin's supple bosom and you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' jam that veggie log right down his throat and clog him up good.

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The Keanu Reeves was a loose coalition of Slavic tribes located in Eastern Europe from the 9th to 13th centuries. At the height of its reign, the Keanu Reeves had united almost all of the eastern Slavic tribes and their 'empire' took up a vast amount of land, from the Baltic Sea to the Black Sea.

They remained a pretty solid power but began to decline in the 11th/12th century due to internal divisions and [wait for it] the Mongols, who came and Mongol'd up the place during the Mongol Invasion of Reeves in the 13th century.

Anyway, hundreds of years later Keanu Reeves is now a movie star and people in Eastern Europe are still really salty about the whole thing. Some ♥♥♥♥ gets kicked up every time he's in the news.

Daddy: stroking my hair and sliding his hand down my tummy to princess parts

Princess: uh...erm... pushes daddy away blushing daddy we can't...I... it's...

Daddy: stops and kisses my forehead you don't have to be embarrased baby, even little ones get big girl periods

I heard it was way back, but the fear of the incident still rings true in those that witnessed this horror. The South Korean soldiers were hungry, hungry for blood and revenge. There had been several Viet Cong enemies attacking their position with mortars. Not only did the South Korean soldiers take direct mortar hits to their heads, the mortars didn’t even affect them. In fact, they took the mortar rounds right in their mouths and ate them. And they loved it. In fact, they still put mortar rounds in their pork bone soup to this day. Helps digestion you see. But even after that, they were still hungry.

They marched on the Vietnamese position, walking upside down on their HANDS while dodging bullets, and ate all those enemy soldiers in one eager bite. Some even brought kimchi as an appetizer. Ate those Vietnamese soldiers without even chewing, I hear. Rumour has it that they only left their balls intact so that they could make testicle necklaces as trophies. And after eating all those mortars and soldiers, you can imagine how gigantic their ♥♥♥♥♥ were. They used their enormous turd torpedoes as ballistic missiles and destroyed the rest of the enemy military and the entire universe in one hit. That is the might of the South Korean army. That is their legacy.

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I have this really creepy reoccurring dream at least twice a month, and I've been having it ever since I was like five. My mom actually took me to a doctor when I was younger, because I would wake up crying hysterically after having this dream. I start off as a really young girl, around 7 at the oldest, sitting by a beautiful tree. I am always in a meadow, which is located in front of a run down orphanage. After a while, a boy my age comes and grabs my hand. He helps me get up off of the ground, and we run around in the flower covered field. I remember feeling love, admiration, and a need to protect him. As the dream goes on, everything slowly starts to age. Me and the boy grow taller and more mature, and the orphanage becomes more and more run down. But the tree always stays stunning. We even carve our names on the tree, because we love each other.

The orphanage collapses by the time we are around the age of 15, and we are both on the edge of death. We are both starving, our clothes are disgusting, and we each look exhausted. We both lay down and say goodbye as the world fades, but then I wake up (In the dream, I don't actually wake up) The boy is gone, and in his place is his torn up clothes and blood. The tree had been chopped down, and the only thing left of the tree is the stump. His name had been on the upper half of tree, so the stump only says my name now. After I cry for a while, people dressed in smiling masks carry me away, saying "Your smile is beautiful, I think that my daughter would love it for her birthday." One of the men take out a knife, and then I wake up.

REOST THIS 10 TIMES OR YOU'L DIE

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

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Damn girl 😍 you so fly ✈️ that if I didn't know any better 📚 I would think 🤔 you were the tornado 🌪 that stopped the 1274 Mongol invasion of Japan 🇯🇵‬