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Entire crew died to a hydrodere at the main entrance. 10/10

The epitome of dark fantasy, this game lets you have a wife.

How did the game with the largest development team to date, somehow make a game that takes about twenty steps backwards from the previous titles?

Ever just repair a blowtorch, by welding scrap metal to it with the same blowtorch?

It is said that a katana was not actually a samurai's main weapon, rather a sidearm. But in this game, they wield an even lesser known side arm, a semi-automatic pistol.

Why did this game get a sudden surge in popularity two years after its release?

It's alright.

Anime Dark Souls is good.

The DLCs are on the lackluster side however.

There's only three things you need to know about the game.

1. To have fun, you absolutely need to git gud.

2. To git gud, you need to accept that, you will lose, there will be people that abuse the terribly unbalanced heroes to win and 3/5 times your favorite hero is probably not the best in the game.

3. The end-game rating system is completely useless.