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Recent reviews by Remerkul { The Flying Cow™ }

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281.6 hrs on record (198.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Nominated for Best Soundtrack Award. Wow
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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10.5 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 23 November, 2022.
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5,000.0 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
My playtime on the original DDLC says it all... And this is even better.

EDIT: Never mind, my playtime here also says it all now. LMAO
Posted 1 July, 2021. Last edited 7 May, 2022.
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6.3 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
TF2 Spy:

"What the Hell...

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Posted 5 August, 2020.
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74.0 hrs on record (44.3 hrs at review time)
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch.

This game has three endings, and they're all ♥♥♥♥♥. This was very harrowing to me, as I haven't played any of the Far Cry games before, but from what I've seen this was no surprise to people who have.

This doesn't change the fact that with awful and nonsensical story, dreadfully tedious repetetive dialogue, mountains of glitchy behaviour, including forcing you to do certain objectives at specific times, often "fast traveling" you 2km+ away from where you were going, or even cutting you off from "important" story missions , and mediocre gameplay at best, I can't bring myself to even remotely recommend this game.

I bought the game during the... I believe christmas sale? I'm not too sure but it was massively discounted, and I still feel like it was a waste. People could argue that spending money on any game is a waste but you know what I mean.

At least it's not completely unplayable, and it's probably not as bad as I'm making it seem, just almost. It's just that this is supposed to be a AAA game, and it's just so severely disappointing.
Posted 9 February, 2020.
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1,652.1 hrs on record (1,203.3 hrs at review time)
One of the games of all time.
Posted 2 January, 2020. Last edited 14 December, 2023.
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28.4 hrs on record (28.0 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm sweaty.
Posted 2 January, 2020. Last edited 12 September, 2021.
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154.3 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
Play this if you hate your friends and yourself! c:


+4
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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21 people found this review helpful
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4.3 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
I gave this game a solid try but I can't say I find it enjoyable.

The graphics, the music, and the concept of the game are all pretty cool but the gameplay it self almost seem to have been a second thought. All of the main and side quests [spoilers] are either "kill input_name_here" or "Gather # of item". [/spoiler] The combat in this game seem to almost not be there, at least to me, and I find myself being frustrated more often than I should be. And the gathering gets old reasl fast. The map is vast, it's freeroam, and you know where you need to go to progress for the most part.

The game isn't terrible, I just wouldn't recommend it.
I certainly found it interesting.
Posted 21 April, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This app crashes wheverer I try to play a non-black bar'd video... Kind of removes the point of VR.
Posted 6 November, 2018.
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