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Recent reviews by Smoocher

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111 people found this review helpful
36 people found this review funny
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501.8 hrs on record (69.6 hrs at review time)
-Spawn in
-No idea what to do
-Apparently I am one of the monsters
-Figures out how to open the door and escape
-Guy with a lab coat outside the door
-Cant-move.exe
-Mans name is Doctor Hot Ass
-He cannot hear me but I hear him
-Hot Ass asks for a truce we shall not kill eachother
-Initialize friendship
-Hot Ass calls me peanut
-Everyone calls me peanut
-Tell my monster friends Dr. Hot Ass is an ally and not to be killed.
-Leads me through a labrynth
-See the exit, sweet freedom
-Walk outside to see many soldiers
-Doctor Hot Ass pleads with them not to kill me
-All good for a moment
-Mob mentality ensues
-Peanut has been shot in cold blood
-Voice channel erupts in arguments over the death of Peanut.

-Spawn back in
-Monster again
-Fellow monster walks up and asks "Are you peanut?"
-I reply "Yes"
-Screams to the others "LORD PEANUT, ALL HAIL LORD PEANUT!"
-I am now the lord of the SCP monsters

10/10
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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20 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
58.9 hrs on record
My friend who I play Town of Sins with said if I post a review on this game and it gets 100 likes and 50 Awards that he will let me make out with his mom. So I'm just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
261.9 hrs on record (58.9 hrs at review time)
My friend who I play UNDECEMBER with said if I post a review on this game and it gets 500 likes and 100 Awards that he will help me make out with one of the dev's mom. So I'm just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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15 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
40.8 hrs on record
My friend who I play Firestone: Online Idle RPG with said if I post a review on this game and it gets 100 likes and 50 Awards he will take me out in a gay bar. So I'm just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
125.5 hrs on record (56.0 hrs at review time)
My friend who I play Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links with said if I post a review on this game and it gets 100 likes and 50 Awards he will take me out in a gay bar. So I'm just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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455 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
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225.1 hrs on record (42.4 hrs at review time)
Right click the game. Go to local files. Go back to common. Scroll down to localization.txt
Change factor to 1
Enjoy your censorship loophole
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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18 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
49.2 hrs on record (41.3 hrs at review time)
Someone joined my public lobby, ordered 100 boxes of cat food and disconnected 10/10
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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17 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
33.4 hrs on record
My friend who I play eFootball with said if I post a review on this game and it gets 100 likes and 50 Awards he will take me out in a gay bar. So I'm just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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28 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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145.5 hrs on record (50.3 hrs at review time)
My friend who I play Guild Wars 2 with said if I post a review on this game and it gets 500 likes and 100 Awards that he will let me make out with his mom. So I'm just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!
Posted 27 October, 2024.
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56 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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904.7 hrs on record (52.8 hrs at review time)
Warframe but made by nexon This game is heavily monetized and handled by greedy publisher with shady practices but its a good change of scenery if you're from warframe its a free game give it a try but avoid investing in it
Posted 27 October, 2024. Last edited 2 November, 2024.
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