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281.1 hrs on record (139.5 hrs at review time)
Game is good.

Sony is a bunch of dweebs, but they got the message.
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
28.8 hrs on record
Don't buy this game. It is a hot mess. It was not ready to be released.

It is just an experience in frustration as you attempt to actually play the game, but can't because it crashes.

List of reasons it crashes:
I was in a mission and saw pixels
I was in a menu and saw pixels
The main menu thought I was thinking about looking at pixels.
The heretics gave me too many pretty pixels, and the Inquisition got mad.
The game thought I needed less pixels.
The game got scared it was going to display pixels.
The game thought maybe I would like to not actually play.

But most importantly,
Fatshark thinks crash simulator would make a better game.
Posted 2 December, 2022.
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16.8 hrs on record
Bruce as like that annoying neighbor you can't quite ever seem to avoid.
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.5 hrs on record
The premise of this game is good. And it is pretty fun. Great game to hear grown men scream.

BUT.... Multiplayer is basically impossible to play. Constant issues signing into Xbox Live (which is required to play multiplayer). Checking their forums indicates this has been an issue for over 2 years at least.

Today I had the misfortune of my SSD abruptly dying, and so I had to completely reinstall everything. Figured maybe that would be enough for the multiplayer to finally decide to work. But nope. The first and only game installed after Windows, and still can't sign in to Xbox Live.

If you want to get this game to play with others, do your self a favor, and go outside and play in real grass instead.
Posted 15 October, 2022.
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11.9 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
The moon is weak to the smell of cheese.
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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849.5 hrs on record (336.4 hrs at review time)
You only need to know one thing.

ROCK. AND. STOONNEE.
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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3,328.6 hrs on record (1,215.7 hrs at review time)
I hate this game. It's my favorite game.
Posted 17 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I think this is a good game.

However, I can not recommend it given that this game hangs on the title screen, before even getting to the main menu, when launched through steam. If you simply open the folder the game is in and launch it from there it works just fine. But doing this prevents achievements and access to any DLC you may own.

This has been an issue with the game for at least 5 months at the time of this review, and the developer hasn't said a word about the issue, and it hasn't been fixed. Especially frustrating as it seems to have been caused by something in one of their updates to the game recently.
Posted 3 August, 2021.
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243.1 hrs on record (130.4 hrs at review time)
Fell from the sky. Shot a jellyfish. Got fisted by a stone golem.

10/10 would do again.
Posted 11 September, 2020.
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9 people found this review helpful
37.4 hrs on record (36.1 hrs at review time)
I have enjoyed this game so far. Typical PB burtality at the start. Same wonky animations. Lore seems indepth, and the story is interesting.

However, there are some severe issues it seems with the questing systems in the game engine. Quests don't complete out of your log. Some quests don't trigger (though going to the next area in the quest may force the quest into your log). Some dialog doesn't seem to read saved values properly where I completed one quest in a positive way (npcs lived), yet the npc I talked to clearly indicated I had killed the other npc.

I also must point out that as an rpg the lack of a stat screen is infuriating. A piece of armor gives you x amount of armor, but nowhere can you see the total. or resistances. or current xp or xp needed to level, or current mana or hp amounts. Despite this, hp and mana pots and armor all list values for these. Skills that increase these things don't tell you how much either. And attribute points only seem to serve as a requirement checkmark to wear certain gear or buy certain skills.

Also worth noting is that companions are currently useless as they don't help you fight unless they have been hit by a mob, or you have hit a mob. But they only will enage those mobs. So if mob a hits them, and you hit mob b you comanion will help you with both, but not mob c.

All in all if they correct the major issues with game breaking/altering bugs that exist within the questing system in the game I would be able to change my recomendation to a thumbs up.
Posted 23 October, 2017.
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