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My momma always said: Life's like a box of chocolates. If you have diabetes, it sucks
I go away for the weekend, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen to my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward a few weeks later, I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and get the **** out. Needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been about a week since the incident and that I've been without my GF, and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason my GF is gone.
Please, answer this for me:
Should I smash the **** out of him?
or...
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's a picture of my GF...
http://i31.tinypic.com/i6k2mc.jpg
Thanks.
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