Hog Crankologist
Rock
Fairfax, Virginia, United States
So I was waiting in line for a passport when all of a sudden this government "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my ID and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my schlong because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm my driver's license. Because I thought he was a government official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I got my photo taken that I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and stay healthy!
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So I was waiting in line for a passport when all of a sudden this government "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my ID and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my schlong because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm my driver's license. Because I thought he was a government official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I got my photo taken that I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and stay healthy!
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Scrub 12. März 2023 um 20:22 
lobber? i hardly knew er!
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