Recent reviews by Sakura

It's like that anime about the NOTE book that when you write people names in it, it kills them, and causes them DEATH... I can't remember what the name of it was though.

It's pretty fun

There was never anything for us beyond this canopy.
No stars within our reach, no rock to carry our weight, no wind to grace our cheek.
All that ever welcomes our presence, houses our dreams, sits on our little isle.
With you, I will always be at home.

*Lips smacking noises* "Delicious, Finally, Some Good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Games!"

Rainy days are my fave! | ( o )( o ) |

It's like if harry potter was a video game,

I put us in a Smash Bros Morty! Not that anyone is gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pick you Morty. I mean you're standing between me and LeBron James, Morty, what are you thinking? Like anyone is gonna pick you over Batman, Iron Giant, or Bugs Bunny? You're a little ♥♥♥♥ Morty I don't even know why I brought you with me. You’re like the seventh bruiser on an 19 character roster Morty, way to be.

Fish fear me! Women fear me.. ... ...god I'm lonely on this farm.

In this game, you can choose to poop and piss on your friends. . .

Also there is some other game play stuff too. Not really sure.

Try and play with my friend, to kill a dragon 50 meters up the road who spews scarlet rot. Get summoned and walk 3 milometers away from Grace Site "A connection error has occurred"

Attempt 2054 get summoned walk forward "You're being Invaded by Furled Finger 'Sister Fister" Wielding the same duel Katana bleed build he saw on Reddit. He loses the fight and constantly runs backward towards NPC's because he can't fathom the idea his little gimmick is not working. Then he goes up an elevator and stands on the button holding it down so we can't summon it back, soft locking us unless the host kills themselves and resets everything. Find another path to him. He gets his ass kicked again and he cuts his cord before he dies.

The game crashes

Relaunch

Finally we make our way back to the scarlet rot dragon to start the fight,

"A connection error has occurred"

And they say the Japanese have no sense of humor :)