Recent reviews by Slappyjonjons

Really incredible game. Absolutely nails the atmosphere, and the environments are incredible and feel perfect within their own aesthetic even if 80% of the game is just black and green. It certainly feels like a journey, a very quirky and absurd one at that, one that you won't soon forget.

Pretty good sandbox, most of the systems and biomes lack depth but everything in the game is fun.
The game is mostly combat-oriented, and the later bosses are much more interesting in their designs and movesets, if you're looking into this game for the crafting/building, the settlements are super basic and require little maintenance and design, but if you're looking for exploration and combat you won't be disappointed. The game shows huge potential, and besides the annoying raids (which have no unique loot and exist pretty much to annoy you and make you stop what you were doing) I have nothing bad to say about the content that exists in the game.

This is the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game I've played in my life

At long last, the day has come that we have received Elden Ring, and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. I had some occasional stuttering at the very beginning of the game, but haven't experienced much at all since the first two hours. Framerates, optimization, and the overall port could be better, but the game itself brings back that imaginative feeling of awe and discovery that playing the first two had and brings along the refinement in mechanics and amazing boss design that 3 had. Horseback combat and ashes war alongside the customizable flask and spirit summons really change how you play the game and open up huge possibilities for making builds. In short, praise the Elden Ring!

If you're unsure whether or not to buy the game and are worried by the optimization, it's probably best to wait as the devs have shown a commitment to fixing the stuttering issues, I am sure the game will run better in the future.

The best action platformer ever made. Nothing else comes close to the amount of adrenaline this game will pump through your veins, the controls are tight and incredible and the amount of combos and effects you can stack is ridiculous and endlessly satisfying. The art direction and sound design is also incredible.

It's good, very grindy, progression can be slow, and combat can be janky, but you really feel like you earn your upgrades. Overall a joy to play.

JermaSlots features everyone's favorite compact tuber-gone-streamer, Jeremy 985! The game has references to fan favorite characters such as glue man, the byeahs, baldcoin, the rats, and other classic Jerma stream jokes. In JermaSlots, you turn on the cheats so you can play the minigames which activate when you get 3 of a kind, then die to Mecha Burgah Boi over and over again until you scream GAMESUX and have your gamer license revoked. I WANT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LICENSE BACK PLEASE IT WAS A FLUKE I'M REALLY A GAMER GUYS BELIEVE ME

I've been following the development of this game since before it was released, and it has become an even bigger game than I would have ever predicted. There's still content being added and the community is thriving with plenty of mods being developed and available, I cannot think of a better price to content ratio than Terraria. It is quite possibly my favorite game of all time, and my playtime is a testament to that, especially given I don't play most games past 40 hours.

Very good. Very optimized. Very nice. Very good demons. 10/10 very high points.