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warna esa sabak sikhaunga k duniya ko muu dikhane ka layak nahi rahogi
YE MERA AREA HAI aur Area me koi bhi ENTRACCE nahi karna.... OK ??
Kyuki zindagi sirf 4 din ki zindagi hai warna
esa 2 din me khel dikhaunga k 4 din se pehle apna Area saaf kar dunga..
OK???
I HATE ME... grrrh
I know what you’re thinking… that’s a lot of information to swallow.
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⣴ ⣴ ⣤⡀ ⣿ ⢳⡄⡄
⢣⢣ ⣼ ⢳⣿ ⢸⣾⣿ ⢹
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⡇ ⡟ ⡼ ⢱
⢳ ⢀ ⢸⣿⣷ ⢰ ⣰⢷ ⣸
> 𝙂𝙋𝙐 : 𝙂𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙗𝙮𝙩𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙊𝘾 𝙍𝙏𝙓 2080
> 𝙈𝙤𝘽𝙤 : 𝙈𝙎𝙄 𝙕370𝙈 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙧
> 𝙍𝙖𝙢 : 4𝙭8𝙂𝘽 3200𝙈𝙃𝙕 𝙂𝙎 𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙥𝙅𝙖𝙬𝙯 𝙫
> 𝙎𝙎𝘿 : 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙈𝙋510 240𝙜𝙗 𝙈.2
> 𝙃𝘿𝘿 : 𝙏𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙖 𝙋300 2𝙏𝘽
> 𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙧 : 𝙀𝙑𝙂𝘼 𝘾𝙇𝘾240
> 𝙋𝙎𝙐 : 𝙀𝙑𝙂𝘼 𝙂𝙌750
> 𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙚 : 𝘽𝙞𝙩𝙁𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙭 𝙀𝙣𝙨𝙤 𝙈𝙚𝙨𝙝
> 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙨 : 6𝙭 𝘿𝙚𝙚𝙥𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙁120
> 𝘾𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨 : 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙩𝙪 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙮/ 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝘾𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
"Student raises their hand"
Sir, Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: oh okaay Sir, so you don't have brain.
1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-old or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.
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Hamood habibi Hamood, Hamood habibi
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Hamood?
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Goom egad man ennama!
Goum eg'ad men ennoama! Goum eg'ad men ennoama! Ya Ahmad Hamadi
Ya Ahmad Hamadi
Us din log bolenge marr gyaa ..........
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╬═╬ just dropped down to say
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╬═╬ +rep Naise Player Gooj Guy :3
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He invited me to his house for a CS:GO lan party. I said I was coming and was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When I arrived at his house, I couldn't help myself, something came over me and I pushed him against the wall and started nibbling his ear, he felt my hard coc,k push against his leg. I think he liked it even though he punched me and then 1 tapped me. Turns out he wasn't gay but he secretly is and he was angry that I revealed his true sexuality to him. Great guy.
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