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13 people found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record
Lied about the story. The multiplayer is lack luster. Money hungry devs
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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4.1 hrs on record
Oh, Sky Dance Interactive, how I long for the glorious days of "PWND"! This review comes straight from the bottom of my gaming heart, urging you to resurrect this extraordinary game and unleash its magnificence upon the gaming world once again. Let me tell you why "PWND" deserves a triumphant return.

First and foremost, "PWND" was a breath of fresh air in the gaming industry. It wasn't just another run-of-the-mill shooter; it dared to be different. Its unique blend of intense first-person action, strategic objectives, and outrageous acrobatics made it an absolute blast to play. The exhilaration of executing death-defying stunts while simultaneously outsmarting opponents was unparalleled. No other game has been able to replicate that feeling.

The vibrant and captivating world of "PWND" was a sight to behold. The vivid colors, imaginative environments, and quirky characters created an immersive experience that was impossible to resist. The attention to detail and the sheer amount of creativity poured into every aspect of the game was evident, and it elevated "PWND" to a league of its own.

The community aspect of "PWND" was equally remarkable. The online multiplayer battles fostered an incredible sense of camaraderie and competition. The cooperative teamwork required to achieve victory, coupled with the hilarious and often absurd antics, made each match a memorable adventure. "PWND" brought people together and created lasting friendships, something that very few games can boast.

But alas, "PWND" has vanished from our lives, leaving a void that no other game has managed to fill. The absence of its high-octane gameplay, unique mechanics, and infectious energy is deeply felt. Countless fans, like myself, yearn for its triumphant return.

So, dear Sky Dance Interactive, I implore you to bring "PWND" back to the gaming community. Revive the joy, the excitement, and the unbridled fun that it once brought to our screens. With the advancements in technology and the growing appetite for innovative gaming experiences, now is the perfect time for "PWND" to make its grand comeback.

Let us once again plunge into the adrenaline-pumping battles, experience the thrill of soaring through the air, and revel in the madcap humor that defined "PWND." The gaming world needs a game that defies conventions and pushes boundaries, and "PWND" is more than capable of delivering on that front.

Sky Dance Interactive, hear our plea, and grant us the pleasure of reuniting with this beloved gem. Bring back "PWND," and watch as it once again captivates the hearts of gamers far and wide.

Sincerely,
An Avid Fan and PWND ENJOYER
Posted 3 June, 2023. Last edited 3 June, 2023.
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2,672.9 hrs on record (2,507.5 hrs at review time)
I've done it all.... Now I sit here and watch the virtual oceans..
Posted 3 January, 2023. Last edited 3 January, 2023.
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1.1 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
I am a Traffic Engineer.

I am the Planning Specialist for a 25 - year - old city.

I don't work construction but I have been told on many occasions that I would make a great one.

In fact, a co - worker of mine, Devan, says that if I would like to come work for him, I could be one of his helpers.

I also like my power tools.

That's something.

But I digress. I am so very glad that I finally did what I had been thinking of for a while.

I talked with Chris on Friday and told him that I was going to be exploring new career paths.

I gave him some time to be freaked out about my change in career, and he was, but he's really okay with it.

Chris knows that I am funny (duh), he knows that I love being a Traffic Engineer (duh, again) and he also knows that I like to laugh.

He's pretty awesome like that.

So, after having this huge conversation with Chris, and having talked to about 10 other people about my change in career, I agreed not to.

I was still pretty freaked out and thought that maybe I would be better suited for Occupational Therapy, but it's a good start.

My therapist told me to play this game about Traffic Engineering.

It was the best Idea of my life.
Posted 31 December, 2021.
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8.4 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
It slapped my ass
Posted 14 March, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
23.7 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Popcorn Pete has taken my life

I've spent 16 hours playing Popcorn petes I'm a top 100 Popcorn petes master
My life is Popcorn petes 1 hour of Popcorn petes to 5 hours of Popcorn petes to 10 hours of Popcorn petes to now 16 hours of Popcorn petes any hour past this review is all in Popcorn petes I will be the number 1 Popcorn petes player my family and friends can't stop me.....



Good game would recommend!
Posted 25 February, 2021. Last edited 25 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Bad game. Won't support mouse support in 2021 now I'm sitting in my chair after Alt+F4 in silence. Y'all probably don't even play video games ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You don't even have to be told to add it just let me change my keys to anything not just keyboard. You've ruined New years day for me. ♥♥♥♥ you guys

+ Why if you want it to stay on keyboard just cuz y'all are mentally handicapped then why can't I change jump to W jesus christ why the ♥♥♥♥ not I feel like y'all are sadistic on purpose.

good game:)
Posted 31 December, 2020. Last edited 2 January, 2021.
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11.5 hrs on record
MAD ME MAKE A BIG POOP!!!! BAGJ GAME:((((
Posted 30 December, 2020. Last edited 30 December, 2020.
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62.1 hrs on record (36.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
spooky I suppose.

P.S If you like medium or large maps you are insane.
Posted 25 November, 2020. Last edited 25 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
Bad get the first
Posted 28 September, 2020.
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