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♥♥♥♥ yeah. i use for RUST
Posted 29 July, 2021.
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11,924.8 hrs on record (32.0 hrs at review time)
So you want to kow how to play rust?!?! There's pretty much 12 basic steps!
- Spawn in!
- See your rock
- Realize how vulnerable you are
- Find a sleeping person
- Smash their head in
- Feel like a badass for killing a defensless sleepeing body
- Try to fight someone with a gun
- Get instantly shot in the head
- Notice you're fuc.ked and everyone is better than you
- Try again spending 10 hours building a house
- Get raided
- Again, realize youre fuc.ked and will always be a naked peasant at the bottom of the food chain
The end
Posted 5 November, 2019. Last edited 8 February, 2020.
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