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Merry Dickmas!
This year, make sure you're on Santa's Naughty list
if you want a taste of your daddies candy cane!
Send this message to 6 HoHoHo-mosexuals
who need a man down their chimney
or you won't even get coal in your stocking!
I can't.. Feel..
I can't even feel pain..
Can you feel pain, traveler?