Jack Banhammer, Remember me
Sebitas Salazar
California, United States
The game is set in the year 2095, where "Robillionaires" have taken over the world, and humans are addicted to dopamine. Jack Banhammer, a "moderator" hired by Peace Corp, sets out to rescue the "Influencer" from a skyscraper filled with killer Robillionaires in exchange for a new pair of shoes.

Jack eventually reaches an upper floor where he finds Mr. Bullet, one of the top Robillionaires, holding the Influencer hostage, having left her tied to a chair in a bridge between the skyscraper and the neighboring structure. However, this turns out to be a robot decoy, who explodes and blasts Jack away. Jack then spots Mr. Bullet with the real Influencer on the other skyscraper, and uses a sniper to take out Mr. Bullet's henchmen. However, before Jack can kill Mr. Bullet, Mr. Bullet shoots Jack through the head. As Jack dies, Mr. Bullet gloats that he's using the Influencer's virgin blood to start a ritual to find any signs of another world to gain infinite power from.

The Streamer, an unhinged Peace Corp operative who had been monitoring and encouraging Jack, convinces her superiors to resurrect Jack through the "Brain Resurrection Wizard" technology, as the populace loved him. Returned to life, Jack continues his mission, eventually confronting Mr. Bullet atop the other skyscraper, where the Influencer is held nearly drained of blood. Mr. Bullet reveals that he had tried every magic sigil with her blood and found no sign of another world or higher power, gleefully declaring that it meant that Robillionaires were the supreme power, before donning a giant mech suit to battle Jack.

Crippling the suit, Jack grabs the Influencer and dives off the building with her, narrowly surviving by landing in a pool. Getting in Jack's car, the pair make their escape, where Jack finally destroys the still-active Mr. Bullet, who had tried to chase them down. Taking a rest afterwards, the Influencer confessed she wasn't a virgin, rendering Mr. Bullet's ritual pointless. Together, the two head to Peace Corp headquarters for Jack to retrieve his prize, Jack leaving the Influencer in the car and making his way up to confront the Streamer.

At the prize room, the Streamer reveals that the entire conflict between humanity and the Robillionaires was engineered by Peace Corp, who had been subtly manipulating humanity for 200 years into craving entertainment in place of meaning, such as Jack doing everything for a pair of shoes, effectively reducing humans to no different than the robots who now lorded over them. The Streamer then declared Jack her slave and boyfriend, daring him to prove her wrong and claim his prize by clicking a CAPTCHA, Jack struggling to press the button. The game ends with a screen showing Peace Corp processing Jack's payment and enslavement, but dispensing his shoes anyways. :cuphead:
The game is set in the year 2095, where "Robillionaires" have taken over the world, and humans are addicted to dopamine. Jack Banhammer, a "moderator" hired by Peace Corp, sets out to rescue the "Influencer" from a skyscraper filled with killer Robillionaires in exchange for a new pair of shoes.

Jack eventually reaches an upper floor where he finds Mr. Bullet, one of the top Robillionaires, holding the Influencer hostage, having left her tied to a chair in a bridge between the skyscraper and the neighboring structure. However, this turns out to be a robot decoy, who explodes and blasts Jack away. Jack then spots Mr. Bullet with the real Influencer on the other skyscraper, and uses a sniper to take out Mr. Bullet's henchmen. However, before Jack can kill Mr. Bullet, Mr. Bullet shoots Jack through the head. As Jack dies, Mr. Bullet gloats that he's using the Influencer's virgin blood to start a ritual to find any signs of another world to gain infinite power from.

The Streamer, an unhinged Peace Corp operative who had been monitoring and encouraging Jack, convinces her superiors to resurrect Jack through the "Brain Resurrection Wizard" technology, as the populace loved him. Returned to life, Jack continues his mission, eventually confronting Mr. Bullet atop the other skyscraper, where the Influencer is held nearly drained of blood. Mr. Bullet reveals that he had tried every magic sigil with her blood and found no sign of another world or higher power, gleefully declaring that it meant that Robillionaires were the supreme power, before donning a giant mech suit to battle Jack.

Crippling the suit, Jack grabs the Influencer and dives off the building with her, narrowly surviving by landing in a pool. Getting in Jack's car, the pair make their escape, where Jack finally destroys the still-active Mr. Bullet, who had tried to chase them down. Taking a rest afterwards, the Influencer confessed she wasn't a virgin, rendering Mr. Bullet's ritual pointless. Together, the two head to Peace Corp headquarters for Jack to retrieve his prize, Jack leaving the Influencer in the car and making his way up to confront the Streamer.

At the prize room, the Streamer reveals that the entire conflict between humanity and the Robillionaires was engineered by Peace Corp, who had been subtly manipulating humanity for 200 years into craving entertainment in place of meaning, such as Jack doing everything for a pair of shoes, effectively reducing humans to no different than the robots who now lorded over them. The Streamer then declared Jack her slave and boyfriend, daring him to prove her wrong and claim his prize by clicking a CAPTCHA, Jack struggling to press the button. The game ends with a screen showing Peace Corp processing Jack's payment and enslavement, but dispensing his shoes anyways. :cuphead:
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Comentarios
Morgana hace 14 horas 
thats cool
BelicSnake 31 MAY a las 10:57 p. m. 
vos quien sos wachin
jufeplasa 23 MAY 2016 a las 4:02 p. m. 
q crack!:steamhappy:
jufeplasa 7 MAY 2016 a las 1:00 p. m. 
ojala te guste el juego :)