Wormhole to Sosallina

I was born yesterday.
I enjoy programming. My favorite languages are C++, Javascript, html, css, pong and Windows none of them. Everything shall crumble. Rewrite all software.
I am also biologically half-parser.
My favorite subject to talk about [en.wikipedia.org]

Beat Fire at The Witness in a glorious puzzle-based duel. Proof [i.imgur.com]
Achieved Steam Fame [i.imgur.com] by masterfully playing Peggle for 3 hours on the 4th of April, 2016.
Beat Fire (again) at Return of the Obra Dinn in a glorious murder-mystery-based duel. Proof [i.imgur.com]
Forfeited a Stardew Valley 100% achievement race to Fire (grrrr)

Super Hexagon: 20-7-2013 13:15
Thomas was alone: 15-8-2013 00:19
Risk of Rain: 28-3-2014 21:26
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Shadow Warriors: 11-4-2014 21:36
Hexcells: 4-9-2014 8:06
Hexcells Plus: 25-9-2014 17:07
Gunpoint: 31-10-2015 17:08
The Witness: 2-2-2016 18:30 (Achievements)
Adventure capitalist: 25-7-2016 14:07
Rebirth + Afterbirth: 17-12-2016 15:00 (With only 100 deaths, no more, no less) 117 hours total
Afterbirth+: 28-03-2017 (♥♥♥♥ you, dedication achievement) 217 hours total
Afterbirth+ and booster packs: 06-08-2018 (EDMUUUUND) 420 hours total, 78 hours since booster pack #5 launch
Celeste: 11-08-2018 16:35, 23 hours total
Terraria 29-07-2019 11:28, 331 hours total
Celeste Ch 9: 13-10-2019 23:44, 57 hours total (Including several hours collecting golden strawbs)
Macdows 95: 06-06-2020 16:12, 2.1 hours total
Reventure: 10-06-2020 12:57, 10 hours total
Spelunky 2: 8-11-2020 20:46, 81 hours total (And 53 on Spelunky HD)
Baba is You: 22-1-2021 18:54, 40 hours total
NGU Idle: 24-09-2021 12:10, 15,786 hours total (Yes, fifteen thousand)
Repentance: 16-01-2022 22:11, 679.1 hours total (Please edmund, have mercy)
Pony Island: 01-02-2022 23:45, 3.2 hours total
Rogue Legacy 2: 07-07-2022 19:36, 87.6 hours total
Taiji: 16-09-2022 19:40, 11.6 hours total
Tunic: 05-01-2023 20:52, 21 hours total (With a little help for treasure #12 and a lot of help for treasure #5 )
The case of the Golden Idol: 14-07-2023 21:33, 7.2 hours total
The case of the Golden Idol: 02-09-2023 15:05, 9.5 hours total
Chants of Sennaar: 08-10-2023 21:40, 7.8 hours

There used to be another section here with some silly things but Steam deleted it. Sorry about that.