Recent reviews by Shakra

I sat down to play this game after waiting 7 YEARS to play it, what happens? I spill my hot coffee on my lap giving my crotch 3rd degree burns, and splashing liquid all into the top of my PC (THANKS FROMSOFT). So now it's big boy decision time, do I go to the hospital like a normal adult in their mid 80's. Or do I RIDE THE LIGHTNING and play the game I've been waiting for 36 YEARS to release with the skin on my body burning away and my PC screaming like a car in Mad Max: Fury Road? "WITNESS ME BROTHER!" I scream in my kings and queens above 18 living community at 3 a.m. I experienced frame rate drops (thanks to the coffee) and my PC blew up 3 hours in. So not only did I not get to beat the game (yet another unfinished story by George R.R. Martin) along with 3rd degree burns on my Dragon Slayers Spear, but with a small explosion that went off between my legs I now look like the hollow lord from the waist down. Anyway game is pretty cool but I lost everything I hold near and dear to me the day I decided to play that game.

It really be breath taking.

I am ready, but I'm not a kid anymore.

I'd simp for Lucy anyday.



What? she's best girl.




















Ok don't believe me? Find a girl who will love you just because you gave them pancakes. You won't.




Because Lucy the only girl who loves pancakes.

I paid money for this.

A fun grind fest. Still abit funny it was on Battle.net

My LB button broke after getting all the achievements.





Fun

Timeless classic of modding a god tier game and it's beautiful.



A quality video game I can go back into and enjoy myself endlessly.



10/10, Would mod to make every playable character a dead meme

Do I find this game enjoyable? Yes, It's pretty fun and entertaining to mass slaughter innocent people living their daily lives while my imaginary friend Pedro tells me to murder them.

Is the game difficult to understand it's controls? Somewhat, but once you get the hang of Bullet Time, Doding, and Split Shooting, You'll feel like John Wick from Fortnite's crossover: Cyberpunk 2077.

What is my favorite feature about this game?


Well...

Bananas.

Mainly all the greatest moments of Fallout 3 isn't the main story or all the lore behind it. It's clearly the most scary and powerful gang out in the Capital Wasteland, Even the Brotherhood Of Steel and Enclave fear them. And they are the Tunnel Snakes.




TUNNEL SNAKES RULE