I've never seen a Dane this based. I swear, this Scandinavian prince's Finnish blood pumps his Nordic heart.

This user has also played as:

Skarnix

Honorable Radish Knight

Crimsmans?
KRIMSMAANSS!
MERRY KRISMSMANS!

"incomprehensible noise"

That's okay. I've always been secretly a robot AI deigned to ironically post over the Internet, so we make a good pair. And boy am I glad that Steam doesn't have Captchas because I can't figure those ones out at all.

Oh no, does that mean I have to delete You mate so I can add You again? Because I don't want to delete You.

This my boy

Happy birthday to your brother

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dude tiddies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxWkfJ4uvV0

ass

funny fun fun man funny fun

"Why are we getting spawncamped on 2fort?!" *whispers* Black people.

suck my ♥♥♥♥ firebrid

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Hello, im a shy submissive tf2 medic main and i decided to try some competitve tf2 on tf2 center. I joined a process lobby and immediately picked medic slot. We lose the game horribly 5-0 and i dropped so many ubers on my pocket. He adds me on steam and angrily demands i get into voice chat with him....I timidly join and say hello. He immediadtely starts calling me a useless ♥♥♥♥♥. I try to say something but he tells me to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and suck his ♥♥♥♥. We erp but he doesnt let me ♥♥♥ until i get him off. Moaning as loud as i can he finally gasps and falls silent. "Okay, you can finish now." I quickly eat my own semen and pretend that its his. And that is the story of how i got into competitive tf2!! :D

Open bøb bietzsche lasægna

Heeeey, are You alright friend? Do You need... someone to talk to?

I know this is FEW MONTHS old thing now... but I cannot help myself and NOT reply to Your "My dog is pure, don't meme him" soooo...
-clears throat-

Oh, Your dog is pure.

Pure MEME!
A-hahahaha!

Yes there is.

MAGA

Let's get dangerous!

I made Your DOORG into full-fledged meme!

http://i.imgur.com/vKlgEHi.gif

http://i.imgur.com/jPHx0KC.gif

*Insert three thousand pictures of lolcats here*
*Insert one picture of DOORG here*

Also, You Wet Bones.
Why didn't I think of this instantly?...

Derpy Steam clears my notifications.
Beerg, thanks and happy World Wetlands Day.
I kid You not, it's real and it's been around since '97. And yes, it's celebrated today.

He's not trash.
He's DOORG!

Accept my invite you trash.

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

Happy New Year Kurt

Nice Video ^^ Are you The Creator?

Please sir, no memes on my profile or I'll have to smite you.

Skarnix Sensei^^

cellphone blinks, light goes on, you have been noticed? surely you have been found! Opening the phone, you see a notification on the screen, its and email saying "Increase the size of your peen!" You collapse in despair and reality hits, the second later you hear the lock open, "click". Door to the basement opens and you go through those horrors again. There he stands, in the doorway and you almost melt,
looks like you cant escape
the daddys belt

What's that You bimbobucket? That epic Doorg is real AND Yours? That's magically rad!
Also, heck yeah. I see You finally realized Overwatch superiority over Paladiks and decided to join ranks of OverwatchMasterrace. Good for you. We're all Solders now!
Disclaimer: I actually think that Paladins is a cool game, above line is only for the matter of epic comedy.

Yo Skarnix I found your favorite song https://fanburst.com/cryptrik/cryptrik-mth-smol-psy-s-smolventures

Also an epic Doorg!

Child friendly, non racist, philo-semite, gender equality promoting person.

𝕹𝖊𝖗𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘

what are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ norwegian is that a new type of autism?

Doorg!

Door Dog

im not gay or a man thx

Hey there Mang! Happy Birthday!
May all Your dreams and wishes come true!

Happy Birthday Kurt^^

happy bday gayman

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