SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
VERSUS
JETSTREAM SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

BEGIN!

Shadow the Hedgehog:
I’m the ultimate life form, chaos incarnate,
You’re just a lackey for a boss who’s tyrannic.
I’ll Chaos Control this battle, bend time and space,
Your katana’s sharp, but your rhymes are second-rate.

You talk about justice, but where’s your pride?
You’re just Armstrong’s puppet, fighting by his side.
I’m the edge of the night, the end of your scheme,
Step back, Sam, you’re just a wannabe meme.

Jetstream Sam:
Hah! Shadow, you’re all talk, no spine,
A synthetic poser, trying to shine.
The Blade Wolf’s sharper than your emo edge,
While I carve through foes, you’re stuck on a ledge.

I trained for my skill, earned every scar,
While you’re crying ‘bout Maria, reaching for the stars.
Ultimate life form? Don’t make me laugh,
You’re just a shadow of greatness, split in half.

Shadow the Hedgehog:
I’m fueled by chaos, destruction’s my art,
You’re a man with a blade, but no heart.
I’ve taken down gods, your boss was a clown,
Metal Gear’s pawn? Now it’s time to stand down.

Black Arms, GUN, I’ve crushed them all,
You fell to Raiden, can’t answer the call.
This fight’s over, Sam, you’re out of time,
I’ll leave you like Raiden did: broken and blind.

Jetstream Sam:
You dare talk gods? Boy, I’ve faced giants,
Armstrong’s legacy, forged in defiance.
Your alien threats? They’re weak and lame,
I’ve sliced through foes with a smile on my name.

You think you’re dark, but I’ll dim your spark,
Slice through your chaos, leave you in the dark.
The red winds rise, my legend won’t fall,
Wouldn't it be funny if I sliced off your balls?

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!