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Ultimately, J o s h ! doesn’t just survive; they become a legendary figure, forever known as the eccentric entertainer of cell block twelve, instilling laughter in a place where joy is rarely found.

When is the SladeDom OF dropping?

Ngl, Zenza kinda cooked here

umm i just heard about this Adolf Hitler guy...!?!?!?!?!

first of all he's antisemitic...RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

second he gasses jews!?!!?!?!?!?!?! RRRRREEEEEEDDDDD FFFLLLLLLAAAAAAGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

girlies stay away from this hitler guy, he's bad news

SladeDom, in a desperate attempt to make themselves undesirable, announces that they play Apex Legends and proudly displays their kill-to-death ratio this season.

not plastic funnel

Why all this nudity?

You're committing a sin.
You make the righteous young people who benefit from your content suffer because that motivates them to watch
So I ask you to be decent ❤

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I’m so glad someone finally said it. I’ve been killed by so many TTV, YT players with a boatload of kills. I’m a casual player, a mom married with a kid and career. I like to come home from work, put my kid to bed and relax playing Apex with my friends. Anymore it is so stressful being killed by a single legend 33000 kill players when i have 7000 on my entire account. Casual gaming is dead.

You got potential but you have some continuity issues

DO YOU KNOW WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ YOU ARE?

YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING: THE MOST POWERFUL, DESTRUCTIVE LIVING ORGANISM THAT HAS EVER BEEN BORN.

YOU ARE A PART OF THE SPECIES THAT DECIDES THE FATE OF ALL OTHERS.

YOU HARNESS FORCES NO OTHER ANIMAL CAN EVEN COMPREHEND EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY.

YOU TURN FORESTS INTO ASH, CREATE RAIN IN THE DESERTS, SCALE MOUNTAINS, AND SOAR TO UNTOLD HEIGHTS. YOU CREATE LAND WHERE THERE IS NOTHING BUT SEA. YOU BUILD BIGGER AND FIGHT HARDER THAN ANY OTHER LIFE FORM OUT THERE.

YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE ONLY SPECIES THAT CAN TRAVEL THE STARS.

YOU ARE A FORCE OF NATURE THAT THE WORLD WASN'T PREPARED FOR A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BUT HAD BETTER DAMNED WELL GET USED TO.

YOU ARE POWERFUL BEYOND MEASURE. DEMONSTRATE YOUR WILL ON THIS PLANET AND IT WILL CHANGE FOR YOU, AS IT HAS DONE FOR YOUR ANCESTORS AND AS IT WILL DO FOR YOUR YOUNG.

But anyway, yeah--maybe don't masturbate in public. I don't know if I can get that family to drop these charges against you, bud.

You inspired me to become more aggressive with Wattson, I like playing her for her personality, but I also wish my fence placement would improve too. Thanks for motivating me.

How does the body work?

I've always wanted to know exactly what goes on inside my body, and I must say I had a pretty fair idea thanks to my Biology class in school.

Then I saw Osmosis Jones, which completely threw me off.

The way Frank's body works and the cause/effect situations in this movie are hilarious! Frank is seen as a huge city, such as New York or Los Angeles, and blood cells live out their daily lives. The creative abilities of the creators of this movie seems endless even though it is limited to Frank's body.

The characters are well drawn-out, and we even learn some of Jones' background (he lived in a certain area of the body and had hardly any education). Drix is a product of a cold pill and assigned to help out around the place, and we learn much about him as he explains it all to Jones.

The music in this movie isn't bad, but some of it didn't really match with the scenes. Randy Edelman is the composer, and he doesn't do a bad job. Even the rap and R&B music fit in and didn't sound too bad.

All in all, Osmosis Jones is a great movie if you like animation (especially quick-action animated fighting scenes) and imaginative adventures such as these.

Hang on guys, I need to sneeze😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😳🤧 ‘scuse me.

It is amazing that a song that was written in 45 minutes 25 years ago still resonates with us in its original form and all other forms such as this one even today. It’s amazing what can be done in such a short amount of time that creates a butterfly effect for decades.

Totally what I was expecting 🥰 brown hair, kissable lips, cute cheekbones and gorgeous emerald (Minecraft reference) eyes. For the past day my life has been more intense than a dream but now I get to see you, my dream, my hero.

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!!

There is nothing quite like the carefree laughter of a child to remind you that there are still people in the world that haven’t yet been 3 shot by my Vantage ultimate.

Absolutely great pics I think you love your horse, which is great,I always love mine, Beautiful woman beautiful horse it does remind me of my horse a long long time ago.😢

I was watching with my 3 month old son, Rupert, and he looked at me and said “why is he so rude daddy” then we both began to vomit uncontrollably due to his attitude, not cool.

Morbius review
• 5/5 movie
What can I say? I laughed. I cried. I smiled. I got scared. I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. Actually everyone ♥♥♥♥ their pants. It transcends film, literature, art and human comprehension. I only give it a 5/5 because I couldn't give it an ∞/5. Morbius invented humanity. The instant the Marvel logo shows up on the screen, you actually physically begin to levitate. And then Jared Little—oh my god. Sweet, sweet Jared Little. I felt so bad for him. He'd spent so many years being too little. He was too little to fit on the screen in Suicide Squad. But the instant he shows up on the screen I came, pissed and ♥♥♥♥ my pants. The instant he appeared and looked at the screen and said "I'm acting," everyone said, in unison, "WOW, he is LITERALLY me!" Jared Little brings so much to this movie that he becomes Jared Biggle by the end. In fact, after walking out of the theater, I am convinced Jared Little is Jesus. Morbius might in fact be the Second Coming of Christ.

Red sus.😳 Red suuuus.😳 I said red, sus, hahahahaha.😳 Why arent you laughing?😳 I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! 😳How can you not laugh at it? 😳Emergeny meeting!😳 Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! 😳Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue!😳 Blue was not an impostor😳. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. 😳What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway,

dream haters are 100000x more toxic than dream stans welcome to my Ted talk

also it was creator of the YEAR haters, the “cheating scandal” was so last year Face with rolling eyes

Whatever you do, do not go to the Wikipedia page for the German citcom "Unter Uns." Worst mistake of my life!

Just inhaled a lethal dose of carbon monoxide to better understand what goes on inside the heads of my brain-dead opponents.

So for you, it really just comes down to several factors:

� How much damage has your district seen from this? If it's significant, then they would want to make an example of you.

� How big will this sub get? Though it's pretty small right now, it is the sub that carries the name of the meme, so it could get out of control over night, and when it does, you will become the face. And did you not connect your face to this account?

� How pissed is your district/local law enforcement? Both have a history of bringing the hammer down on anybody they can get. You've made it easy for them to find you, and if they want, they can ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥ up.

� How stupid are you? I mean, you've done a pretty good job of answering that question in your posts, waffling between "I'm just documenting" and encouraging the destruction that others share.

¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economia, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnologia, obra de gran maestria! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 � 此，您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这� �做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be discounted from your profile, resulting in the lowering of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the PRC!

I just lost the game so now you lose too

Hey. Don't translate 'gosh' to Filipino.

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and if, according to Lil Wayne, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33?

Well, $8.35 in Canada.

Sign those consent forms✍️📝this vaccine is 6️⃣9️⃣% effective ✅you’ll wake up the next day TIRED 😫😫and ACHING 🥵🥵🥵 and SORE😭😭and begging 🙏🏻to ♥♥♥ back in 📆TWO WEEKS 📆 for MORE🥵🥵Ready to 🐎RIDE🐎your way to 🐴🐎🐪HERD IMMUNITY? 🐄🐪🐴🐎OK COVID COWBOY� Send this to the 5 sluts 👩🏽‍🦱👩🏼👧🏽🧑🏻‍🦰👴🏽who will 😫😫moan 😫😫the loudest when they get 💉😳😳PENETRATED 😳😳by that🍆 BIG, 😫Hard 😱😮needle 💉💉

Listen up 👷🏼ASSential workers👩🏾‍🌾👩🏽‍🍳hotties with 💦CUMorbid conditions like 🌬ASSthma🌬, and 65+ 👴🏽👨🏼‍🦳👨🏿‍🦳Sugar Daddies! 🔍CLITical trials 🔎are over and the 💉HOvid-19 vaccine💉 is here✅✅💯hope you are ready to get 💦🧬💦mRNAsty 💦🧬💦 Are you a 💃🏻Moderna Mami💃🏻, a 💋Pfizer Phreak 💋or a 10-inch 📏🍆Johnson&Johnson? 🍆🥵Who cares?? 🤷🏻‍♂️At this ♥♥♥♥ 📆appointment ⌚everyone is getting pumped 💦💦💦full of serum 💦💦💦

I have gotten covid about 20 times now. 4 Delta, 12 Alpha, 4 Gamma. Once I got my first infection, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am increasing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl :sweat_smile:. At least it won't kill me.

VapeNation Vapogender: A gender that sort of feels like smoke. One can see it and understand it on a shallow level but if one tried to go deeper it disappears, and one is left with no gender and only tiny wisps of the gender one thought it was. VapeNation

Ok

Real W*men: NO YOU CAN'T MASTURBATE TO AMOGUS PORN! AMOGUS IS SEXIST AND FULL OF MISOGYNY SO YOU CAN'T FAP TO IT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU JACK OFF TO AMOGUS PORN!

Anime Girl: Hey honey... I noticed that you got a boner when you listened to that Amogus Drip thing on your phone... Do you wanna watch Amogus Porn together?

❗️❕❗️DO NOT SEARCH ‘WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES THE STAR WARS CANTINA BAND PLAY’❕❗️❕

❌📵🚫DO NOT SEARCH ‘SCIENTIFIC PIG NAME’🚫📵❌

🚫🚫🚫DO NOT SEARCH ‘25TH ISLAND OF GREECE’🚫🚫🚫

Happy leap year! *leaps*

The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates.

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates.

Sorry this is a bit belated but- happy new years man. Hope you get plenty of tricker treaters.

Reddit, am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kiIIs) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph)

Oh dear... It appears I have underestimated my opponent's critical thinking skills, while simultaneously overestimating my body's ability to effectively move around corners. I should take note for the future not to chase explosive-wielding enemies around said corners, as they naturally have a sizable advantage due to not requiring a direct line of sight to deal bodily harm. It certainly does not help that I am at my most sluggish while revving up my gun, a precursor to shooting aforementioned gun, and therefore killing my enemy.

Ah, ♥♥♥♥.

Just finished HBOs "Don't Starve: the movie" audiobook. A lot of things stand out, like the sequence where everyone just sits still for 6 hours