peak profile

heey, added ;3

marathon man, it will make you god

yo pooly wtf

Very cool magnifying lens profile picture! Detective work is cool!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

+rep I second niko's evaluation of confirming what Jelvie said and reinforce it with Pooddlys follow up.

also a really good player

+rep can confirm what Jelvie said and reinforce it with Pooddlys follow up.

+rep can confirm what jelvie said

+rep Gives unfathomably good kisses

Walter, put you're ♥♥♥♥ away walter, I'm not having sex with you right now walter.

Man what are these comments

I was driving with a friend
I grab his leg instead of the gearstick
We both laugh and I unzip his pants
I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends
I start sucking his ♥♥♥♥ and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
He then ♥♥♥♥ and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke.
Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.

Mom walked into my room last night and caught me laying in bed, Jerking Off.

I stared at her.

She stared at me.

Most men would turn away, ashamed.

Me?

I just beat my ♥♥♥♥ even harder.

The greatest gift a man can give his parents is show that they did not raise a Quitter.

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

Happy New Year I wish you a good life mate

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Friendly Guy 🤴❤️
😊😊 We can be friends for future games 😊😊

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✅+REP Have a nice day ! ✅
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Those Fallen in the Ishtar Sink on Venus... story is they raided the Prison of Elders in the Reef. Got an Archon Priest. The Queen's bounty is high so we know it's powerful. We need to hunt this thing down before they fully restore its soul.

This stinky boy? Gross.

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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ᖴᖇIᗴᑎᗪᒪƳ ǤᑌƳ =) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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you are uninvited to my bionicles birthday party

Bro you dare kill me in crucible? Here I am to let you know I am big angwy. ♥♥♥ u.

fomo

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Glue Eaters Squadron, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Leviathan, and I have over 5 confirmed kills. I'm the top sniper in all of the Hunter forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Tangled Shore and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 2 ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Guardian Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥.

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Hey, uh.. hi (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡ I know you dont really know me, but uh..I know you a lot, and i just know we will make the perfect couple!(っ˘ω˘ς ) I think your really great! Im sorry i scared you yesterday by following you around town (｡•́︿•̀｡) I didnt mean to scare you, i would never hurt you! I just had to make sure no one will take you away from me! (〃＞＿＜;〃) If you unblock from me from all your other social media we can talk more privately(｡・//ε//・｡)
I hope we will get to know each other more(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about legit. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Oh you think you're good because you're Blacksmith?

I'll let you know I've played Destiny since the D1 Alpha, I play around 17 hours average a day with 6 hours of sleep, I go outside for around 5 minutes every week.

I live with my parents and I do not work IRL, which gives me a competitive advantage you DO NOT have.

I only drink water and eat according to my macros, no alcohol and no drugs, just so I can stay hyper-focused on my game performance.

I do exercise as well, 60 pushups and situps daily and which I have done for 3 years now. I missed 2 days in February of 2015, when Bungie did a Double XP Weekend in the Crucible.

What about you? Thought so...

+rep add me

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I'm going to have to ask you to put the banana back in your pocket. Thanks!

420 Xd

Ayy Waffles, happy holidays and a happy new years friend!

He taught me the way of the force.

How do I pat lolies?

>just wanted to add u to more easily play VRchat together. Cymo from in game and Cymo the wheelchair guy in Discord.

Happy holidays and a Happy New Years wwaffulssszzzzzewqfre!

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You have been visited by the propane god, I tell ya hwat. Repost this on 5 more profiles or Hank Hill will bring the propain.

+rep, went first!

What sort of waffle wiggles?!

Hi there waffles, I miss you alot.

My clan names waffle

Bloop

waffle house

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you Waffle.

Nice clan, I still play Diablo 2 each day