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3 people found this review helpful
99.6 hrs on record (98.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Decided to go pay to win.
Posted 11 April.
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0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This belongs on roblox...
Posted 24 January.
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88.2 hrs on record (80.5 hrs at review time)
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I hate the [WIP], and the [WIP]. But the [WIP] seems to be [WIP].
But now the [WIP] is no longer [WIP].
Posted 14 November, 2024. Last edited 7 December, 2024.
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110.2 hrs on record (108.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 27 October, 2024.
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655.2 hrs on record (458.4 hrs at review time)
Ah, "Rust" – the ultimate survival game that turns you into a digital Bear Grylls, but with less wilderness knowledge and more questionable life choices!

Picture this: you wake up on a mysterious island with nothing but your birthday suit (cue awkward giggles). It's like the world's weirdest nudist camp! Your first task? Gather rocks and trees to build tools and shelter. And let's be real, the struggle is real when you're punching trees like a deranged lumberjack with anger management issues.

Oh, but don't get too comfortable in your humble abode, my friend. You see, "Rust" has its own quirky way of saying "Welcome to the neighborhood" – by sending hordes of semi-naked, equally clueless players to visit your precious home. It's like a never-ending reality show called "Who Can Build the Most Haphazard Hut?"

But wait, it gets better! There are no rules in "Rust," except for the unwritten law of "shoot first, ask questions later." Trust no one, because everyone's either trying to befriend you with a friendly "Hello" or enthusiastically introducing you to the business end of their homemade rocket launcher.

Did I mention the wildlife? The island is home to some majestic creatures, from bears that go on surprise hugging sprees to overly aggressive chickens that could give Rocky Balboa a run for his money. Forget the survival of the fittest; it's the survival of the funniest as you attempt to flee from these critters or, in some cases, befriend them and create a bizarre zoo in your backyard.

And don't even get me started on the helicopters. You'd think they'd offer aerial sightseeing tours, right? Nope! These death machines rain hellfire on anyone who dares to venture outside without a hazmat suit. So, if you ever see one approaching, prepare to break into your own rendition of the chicken dance – it won't help, but at least you'll get some exercise.

In "Rust," you'll forge alliances, form clans, and trade resources – but be warned, treachery lurks around every corner. You might make friends today and become enemies tomorrow, all over a can of beans or a virtual pile of scrap metal. It's like high school drama, but with more explosives.

So, grab your sense of humor, embrace the absurdity, and prepare to face the unpredictable, naked world of "Rust" – because if you can survive this, you can probably survive anything (except maybe a wardrobe malfunction). Good luck, brave survivor!
Posted 23 July, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
Recent update, why?
Posted 28 June, 2023. Last edited 28 June, 2023.
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91.6 hrs on record (31.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
lazer fun
Posted 6 November, 2022.
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83.0 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
Tabletop Simulator
Posted 3 February, 2022.
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389.9 hrs on record (376.4 hrs at review time)
If you're looking for cod zombies, this is the cod to get. Tons of community maps as well as some solid og's.
Multiplayer still plagued with cheaters though.
Posted 10 January, 2022. Last edited 25 October, 2024.
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205.5 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Prepare for cold nights going through snow and mud at the same time.
Loving the game thus far.
Posted 13 December, 2021.
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