change your attitude

this little freak games so hard that it makes me sick

R-slur complains about the game costing $70 but still buys it and leaves a positive review, letting Capcom know that they actually don't have to charge less because it apparently doesn't matter at all.

Ignore mr. Tomatohead here, he's suffering from ligma

Why are you complaining about the 70$ price tag for Monster Hunter: Wilds? It is a triple A game. What price did you expect?

This is so embarrassing but I literally have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type ♥♥♥♥ like the thought of like "a pound o' silk for a bucket o' milk" just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can't even play Minecraft without getting hard as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and ♥♥♥♥. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some ♥♥♥♥ and I had to leave the room to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that's where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I'm going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant. Man.