Recent reviews by Velvet Acid Eschaton

I like this game's vibe.

"This game hurts my feelings and I'm about to make it everyone's problem."
- A certain demographic, you know the ones.

Amazing Gameplay. Big juicy thighs. Western game devs and jurnos big mad. The upgrades are a little too much admittedly, there's like 100 upgrade slots for character and weapons, but meh, whatevers.

If you are suffering while playing this, good. You deserve to suffer. Filter your selves out of the Elden Ring scene please.

Wait for people to give you money, then roll out all the dumb stuff that nobody wanted because "why not? what are people going to do about it? They passed the refund window". Smh,

Relive that legacy video game magic. It's a shame that the company that makes the modern Tomb Raider games didn't really hype up this release, they are only relevant at all because of these legacy games.

Go buy the game.


Hey, are you still reading this? I said go buy it.

I wish I was having more fun. But, I do like the atmosphere. Maybe if I use my imagination I'll start to have more fun, lol.

F** EA for not making a sequel. I love this franchise.

The first one was going in a much better direction, and it was cooler.