errmmmm you did not just say that! DERP

The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally ♥♥♥💦 👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜 if you cant wait 👋👋to get probed 🍆🍑🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galatic hoe 😪😪 get five back❗️you a Super Star Slut 😜💫✨💥 get 10 back‼️ you a Super Space Freak 💦👽👽💦💫 Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💯👅 get that alien 👽 ♥♥♥♥ 😍🍆😩👌

I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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You see, as much as we all *want* to see you naked, none of us asked for it. I talked it over with the rest of the party guests and.... well, we think you need to see a therapist. (also I wish your hog was bigger, the way I pictured your soda can girth and practically hydraulic extension was severely over-estimating what we saw after dinner that night)

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