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Recent reviews by Hooch Michaels

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12 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record
Is a good game to play when you're mentally incapacitated and can't keep up with the mechanics
Posted 16 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.2 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Seems like a niche game for people that have a special obsession with dinosaurs. By normal game standards it seems awful in pretty much every way. Poor performance, incredibly buggy, low on content, and update pace is glacial. Currently the game has a bug that makes food just not spawn so you just respawn, run around seeing no one, starve, then respawn. This bug has been in the game for like a month and the devs aren't even starting to work on it until after their holiday break so even game breaking bugs aren't a huge priority for them. If you have autism you might enjoy the dino aspect but otherwise bad game.
Posted 8 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Niche hard complicated game but it's pretty fun
Posted 7 January.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.1 hrs on record
Pretty good
Posted 24 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.3 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Survival Crafting type game but set in Black Mesa. One of the most unique and interesting games of that type I've played, with a good amount of content for how early into early access it is right now. Definitely best with friends
Posted 23 May, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
78.6 hrs on record
Even worse than fallout 4
Posted 16 October, 2023.
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34.7 hrs on record (20.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its good
Posted 29 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
43.4 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
Wait for updates
Posted 6 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Barely even playable with how clunky and unfinished every aspect of the game is. It's EXTREMELY barebones as far as gameplay goes, with the game having barely any textures and all the models being clearly incomplete/placeholders. All of this would be forgivable if the game was getting improved but its been in early access for years and has recieved essentially zero actual content updates, with pretty much every "update" being essentially hotfixes or adding back in content that had been removed in the past. The community is mostly children griefing and barely any actual "deals" or group play happens. Worst part of all of this is the Dev publicly states that they will not accept any community input or suggestions for the game and will ONLY accept emails or feedback if its for bugs. Which to me defeats the purpose of early access since they basically just want their community to pay them to playtest their buggy broken mess for them.

TLDR: Gameplay, Graphics, Community, and Developer get a solid 0/10 for me and I would recommend anyone looking at this game look don't waste your money. This game would suck if it was free.
Posted 31 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.5 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Probably the best amogus type game out there, the imposter has plenty of opportunities to stop the crew members from advancing, but they still have to actually try to win. The playerbase isn't huge right now but it's still enough to consistently find a game without much waiting most times of day and I'm not just playing with the same people each time.
Posted 3 November, 2021.
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