Recent reviews by spub

One of my favorite games of the year and it isn’t even fully released. Half Life mixed with survival crafting games like The Forest with inspiration from SCP. It’s a great combination of different genres and has tons of areas, (soup) recipes, and secrets to explore. Can’t get enough of it honestly.

The best "Nintendo monster-enslaving" game I have ever played. I was addicted and HAD to 100%.

Never have I been so passionate about a fake baseball team called the Beewolves.

probably should finish this game considering it won an award

I may get frustrated and take breaks from playing this game, but Dead by Daylight will always have a place in my heart.

Bad game, 9/10.

Do you like playing games that feel like they belong on a goll-durn iPad? Then you have come to the right place! For a whopping 50 cents, you can play the next Counter Strike years before it is actually released. I got all of the achievements in under an hour and I have such a raging donger now because of it. I am going to show my lovely waifu how sturdy my knick-knack is and she is going to be so impressed because she is gonna flippin' know it is because I gosh-darn dominated in my new favorite game, Dog Sled Saga.

Did you guys also know that you only need one full sleep cycle a night in order to feel rested. You only have to sleep for 4 hours every night. I swear. I do it all the time and I only slightly hate myself.

I love killing spiders and ladybugs and gargoyle-looking mugs and like a scorpion maybe and other exotic wildlife. I feel like a real-life big game hunter while playing this game. I feel powerful. Whenever an achievement pops up, I got a like erect because I'm so excited to show my mother dearest what awards I have obtained today. I like it. Bought it for $1.50. Good for laugh. Got money's worth. Nice

My 0.2 hours of experience in this game have been quite interesting. A while ago, I bought a humble bundle (not for this game of course) and got a 2-pack for this game. Until today, May 14, 2015, my copy of "Gun Monkeys" has been sitting in my library along with games such as "Rocketbirds" and "Squishy the Suicidal Pig" gathering dust. Me and my pal Trevor decided to play it tonight and we were sorely mistaken.
First of all, the monkey's cry that screams at you immediately after launching game caused our ear-drums to bleed. If you have your volume on normal, you will experience the same pain as the sound is quite shocking. Next, we noticed that there was an over-abundance of underscores and decimal places. Quite unnecessary and annoying.
When trying to play the game, we also noticed that we were indeed the only two people in the entire world that were playing this game. The servers were empty and that is a good thing. This game is as bad as Terin Tharp's french horn solo to the tune of Indiana Jones. (THAT MEANS IT IS REALLY BAD.)
After actually starting the game, the first thing we made fun of is the blood. It is everywhere. It is as if we were ketchup packets. It was so bad that my game started lagging and it covered up the stupid cubes that we need to collect. The combat is awful and repetitive. The only thing that mixes it up is the powerups and most of them are laughable.
Lastly, the respawn time.... it takes about 10 seconds to respawn. Why. Me and Trevor are the only ones in the WORLD playing this game. Did I mention that they cut of your name to be 8 characters? "Dr. Robeatnik" turned into to "Dr. Robe." (I found this hilarious and the best part of the experience.)
To sum it all up, this game is boring and you can only laugh at it for about 15 minutes. But, it is as laughable as Donovan Hall trying to pole vault.

Gunpoint is a hilarious puzzle game with lots of clever achievements and fun gameplay.