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Recent reviews by Srundo

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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
This game is designed for crackhead, low attention span IPad kids.
I cannot for the life of god focus because there is so much ♥♥♥♥ clutter on the screen
This game is a visual lobotomy

Posted 31 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
264.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
What's the difference between a lobotomy and playing VR chat?
There is no difference. They are both the same thing, the amount of insufferable, degenerate, retarded american's who are not accepted in society are very abundant in this game.
Posted 29 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.4 hrs on record
Total Mutant Annihilation, Kill muties, behead muties, Roundhouse kick a mutie into the concrete, slam dunk a mutant baby into the trashcan, crucify filthy mutants, defecate in a muties food, launch muties into the sun, toss muties into active volcanoes, judo throw muties into a wood-chipper, twist muties heads off, report muties to the enclave, karate chop muties in half, curb-stomp pregnant muties, trap muties in quicksand, crush muties in the trash compactor, dissect muties, exterminate muties in the gas chamber, stomp muties skulls with power armor boots, cremate muties in the oven, lobotomize muties, mandatory abortions for muties, vaporize muties with a laser mini-gun, kick old muties down the stairs, feed muties to rad-scorpions, slice muties with a bumper sword.
Posted 4 January.
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5 people found this review helpful
10.1 hrs on record
Omg what a play
20 odd years later and this game is still a masterpiece
Here are things it does right apart from nostalgia when I last played this when I was 4 years of age and only doing the first 3 levels, I relived it today and played the entire game through.

-Doesn't hold your hand
-Quite rewarding when completing hard challenges the game has to offer
-No live service
-No Micro transactions

This game is amazing and still holds up 20 years later defs worth 20$ it is in HD!
Posted 17 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
97.0 hrs on record (70.1 hrs at review time)
Best Game I've ever played
Want to become a mercenary and have even the gods tremble at your feet?
Want to Hunt down and kill incredibly menacing mythological creatures?
Want to explore the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map ever with tonnes of content?
Want to own your own ship fleet and sail the seas?

With a war raging in Greece having the Spartans vs the Athenians, which side would you choose?
Along with this you are on a journey to find your mother and hunt down a cult, Want to hunt down a cult?

Well this game is for you! :)

Posted 25 November, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
207.2 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
This game is like black tar heroin
ADDICTING
Posted 11 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
47.8 hrs on record (45.8 hrs at review time)
KOBE SHAQ KOBE KOBE SHAQ KOBE SHAQ SHAQ KOBE
This game is worse then being homeless
Posted 1 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,404.6 hrs on record (172.1 hrs at review time)
This game is epic
so epic you will also become epic
so now you are epic, too epic to be even be called just "Epic"
EPIC EPIC EPIC
EPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPICCCCCCCCCCC
Posted 18 January, 2024. Last edited 29 January, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Saw someone eat someones face then those 2 people now masked turned and started running at me so I panicked and jumped 30 stories to my death. 10/10 would play again
Posted 4 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
209.1 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game feels like a combination of Stardew valley, Animal crossing and so on.
It scratches a itch that I have been looking for with this genre of games, it is very unique in its own way.

I highly recommend this game as you can easily sink 100s of hours into it and its very cozy vibes and good soundtrack
Posted 11 November, 2023.
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