If I can't be accurate, I'm sure as hell gonna be extra


My Bio
Name: Just call me Epic
Relationship Status: I'm married to my love of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

My Interests
----Gaming
----Programming
----Writing
----Solid-state electronics hobbying

My Dislikes
----Anime (Don't hate it, but i don't watch it, and dislike when people push it on me)
----Stupid People
----People hating on science, because ♥♥♥♥ you, science is magic


*Seven.
*Seven human memes, and my profile will literally become 4chan.
*Six.
*That's how many we have collected thus far.
*Understand?
*Through your seventh and final meme, this profile will be transformed.
*First, however, as is customary for such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥......
*I shall tell you the tragic tale of our profile.
*It all started, long ago...
*...
*No, you know what?
*SCREW IT!
*WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY
*WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?!
*NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*YOU!
*You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams!
*Alphys's 4chan archives made me think memes were cool...
*With their large captions and funny social conversations.
*BUT YOU?
*You're just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
*Hiding behind that meme so you could run away from me again!
*And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes shtick!
*"Oooh! I'm making such a difference by reposting smart memes!"
*You know what would be more valuable to everyone?
*IF YOU WERE VAC BANNED!!!
*That's right, human!
*Your continued existence is a crime!
*Your memes are all that stand between me and the highest steam level!
*Right now, I can feel everybody's exp flowing together.
*Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment!
*But we're not nervous at all.
*When everybody puts their exp together, they can't lose!
*Now, human! Let's end this right here, right now.
*I'll show you how quality profiles can be!
*Comment when you're ready!
*Fuhuhuhu!