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Title: "Elden Ring: A Delightful Dance of Danger and Demons...and Horses!"

Rating: ★★★★☆ (4 out of 5)

Review:

Prepare to embark on a mystical journey where knights ride horses like they're trying to win the Triple Crown, and death becomes an oddly satisfying hobby. Elden Ring, the long-awaited lovechild of FromSoftware and George R.R. Martin, is a game that blends sword-swinging action with the absurdity of an epic fantasy fever dream. If you're a fan of challenging gameplay, cryptic storytelling, and the occasional existential crisis, saddle up because this is the ride you've been waiting for.

First things first, the horses in Elden Ring deserve a round of applause. These majestic creatures are more nimble than an Olympic gymnast and have the ability to sprint uphill like they're powered by Red Bull. It's a spectacle to witness a knight jousting with a dragon while galloping sideways and executing a flawless 360-degree spin. Forget about mounted combat in other games; this is equestrian insanity at its finest.

The world of Elden Ring is a beautifully crafted hodgepodge of stunning landscapes and nightmarish creatures. From lush meadows to desolate ruins, each environment is painstakingly designed to test your sanity and keep you on your toes. Just remember to stop and smell the roses, but be cautious because those roses might try to bite your face off.

Now, let's talk about the difficulty. Elden Ring is like that one friend who challenges you to a game of chess and then proceeds to dismantle your every move with a sly grin. It's tough, brutal, and relentless, but somehow, it keeps you coming back for more punishment. You'll die so many times that the game should come with a complimentary "I Survived Elden Ring" t-shirt. But hey, victory never tasted so sweet, especially when you finally conquer that boss you've been swearing at for hours.

The story, or what you can make of it, is like an enigmatic puzzle that requires careful unraveling. It's a combination of cryptic lore, ancient prophecies, and characters with names that make Scrabble boards weep. But fear not, because the beauty of Elden Ring lies in discovering the snippets of narrative scattered throughout the world. Just be prepared to scratch your head, consult online forums, and argue with fellow players about the true meaning of an item description for hours on end.

In conclusion, Elden Ring is a wild, exhilarating rollercoaster that challenges both your gaming skills and your sanity. It's a game that demands perseverance, rewards exploration, and teaches you the true meaning of patience. So grab your sword, polish your armor, and prepare to embark on a fantastical adventure that will leave you in awe, frustration, and laughter. Just remember, if the horses start whispering to you, it's probably time for a break. Happy hunting!

Disclaimer: No horses were harmed in the making of this review.

>Install the game
>Create a male character
>join to my first session
>Get killed 100 times by a hacker
>Cry
>Create a female character
>Join Online
>The hackers gives me money, they invited me to their homes and now we are best friends
10/10 gender power

Very Family Friendly. No violence at all.

This game is not worth anyone's time anymore. The "pay to look good" cosmetic reworks only really benefit people who want to spend money on a game that loses more and more of its player base every day. "Let me buy all these skins so the BOTS I kill can see how cool i look". Bye Bye PUBG

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One of the best Running Simulator i ever played and i lost around 10 Kg in 7.8 hours of running.