Recent reviews by Stoffern

Only complaint is that the game was too short. 10/10

1 crash throughout the entire game

Theresa's plotline is a sucky, boring, dreary, awful walking simulator piece of hot garbage.

Johanka's plotline was good.

Recommended if you don't play Theresa's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ quest.

Favorite singleplayer game ever.

nice

This game is quite extraordinary in many ways, however, it has many flaws too.
First off all, there is no tutorial. I found this to be rather frustrating, especially considering the fact that there is no keybind settings in-game. The lack of content is also a major issue. There is simply half an hour of playtime at most here, and that's about it. My friend gifted me this game for 0.7$ and even that is steep for what this game offers. However, considering it's uniqueness, I will let this slide.
What boggles my mind, on the other hand, is how unrefined this game is. The shooting mechanics in this game is quite frankly, awful. The bullet does not land where you aim. All you can do is grab the machine gun and spray for your life in hope that something hits those nazi bastards that just keep respawning. Even the pistol was unbeliavably inaccurate.
Although the movement is passable, for the price, it felt like jumping was kind of a pointless feature that seems more like an afterthought. From my experience, jumping over anything was quite literally impossible. The only good that came out of jumping was jumping up the poorly clipped stairs up to the second floor of the church, which mind you is completely pointless. In the final boss battle against Hitler, I figured I'd head up there to get some sort of tactical advantage by having the high ground, but no. You can't even look over the fence, and jumping up on it doesn't work, since jumping doesn't even work. Completely pointless.
I also found picking up memes to be rather inconsistent. I'd often have to press 'E' two or three times to pick them up, and sometimes it would even pick up more than one at a time. In addition to all of this, there is no volume adjustment in-game, the sensitivity settings do not save between playthroughs, and the electricity box behind the church is non-solid; meaning you can walk inside it. This could be abused in the future, in case the developer decides to add multiplayer. It would certainly give an unfair advantage.

Now despite all my critisism's, I did enjoy the game. The starting screen is top notch, the music is top notch, the memes are top notch. What this game misses, is the refinements stated above, as well as more game modes. There needs to be an online feature with this game. I can't express how much fun it would be to play a 5v5 competetive ranked match where the premise is nazi's vs sexy hentai ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Please do keep working on this game, it has so much untapped potential.

Unbalanced garbage pay to win weeaboo ♥♥♥♥-game.