Gooning has changed. It’s no longer about edging, leaking, or hypnosis. It’s an endless series of goonseshes hosted by ai goonmommies and newgen edgers. Gooning – and its consumption of semen – has become a well-oiled machine. Gooning has changed. ID-tagged gooners carry ID-tagged penises, use ID-tagged gear. The stench inside their rooms enhance and regulate their goonsesh. Kegel control. Edging control. Leak control. Oil control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Gooning has changed. The age of group goonseshing has become the age of control . . . All in the name of averting catastrophe from newgen edgers and the mass destruction of our goon culture. And he who controls the goons . . . controls history. Gooning has changed. When the goons are under total control . . . Gooning becomes routine.

+rep

Luckest guy i've seen today.

+Rep, good teammate

nice profile bro not as good as your dota gameplay though :=)

fajne kato