OH HEY THIS GUY DOESNT BELONG TO ENOUGH GROUPS ABOUT SOME GAME SERVER HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT IN GAMES HE NEVER PLAYS, LETS INVITE HIM AND THEN SPAM HIS VIEWPORT WITH ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT STUPID ♥♥♥♥ THAT BREAKS WHATEVER HE HAPPENS TO BE DOING. YEAH, INVITE ME TO YOUR SERVER RING GROUP, I TOTALLY LOVE HEARING ABOUT YOUR SERVER RING. BECAUSE YOU KNOW I PLAY COUNTER STRIKE OR TF2 SERVERS THAT ARENT 2FORT2FURIOUS OR GAMEMODDED OR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAYZ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WER YOU THINKING INVITING ME TO THAT GROUP. ♥♥♥♥ YOU, DONT INVITE ME IF I DONT GIVE A ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT YOUR GROUP.

TYPES OF GROUP I DONT GIVE A ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT:
ANYTHING ABOUT ANY CLAN
ANYYTHING ABOUT ANY SERVER RING
ANYTHING THAT ANNOUNCES ♥♥♥♥ I DONT CARE ABOUT
*♥♥♥♥ I DONT CARE ABOUT:
*YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERVER
*YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE
*YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DINNER
*YOU IN GENERAL, ♥♥♥♥♥♥
*PEOPLE I DONT KNOW
ANYTHING I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR
ANYTHING FOR VIDEOGAMES I DONT PLAY
ANYTHING FOR VIDEOGAMES I DO PLAY, BUT OF SERVERS I DESPISE
ANYTHING FOR VIDEOGAMES I DO PLAY, OF SERVERS I LIKE, BUT ANNOUNCE ♥♥♥♥

BASICALLY IF YOU HAVE A GROUP AND IT ISNT SPECIFICALLY TAILORED TO MY PERSONAL INTERESTS, WHICH ARENT EXACTLY HARD TO FIGURE OUT WITH A LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RESEARCH AND KNOWING WHICH GROUPS ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKES, THEN ♥♥♥♥♥ OFF AND ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ BACK TO THE GNARLED DUSTCUNT THAT SPAWNED YOUR DICKFARM FULL OF NERDBOTS. I MEAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, WHAT PART OF BEING IN A MUSLIM, CHRISTIAN, AND ATHEIST GROUP AT THE SAME TIME DOESNT SOUND LIKE IM IN ALL THREE JUST BECAUSE THEYRE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID IDEAS FOR GROUPS?

TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU ♥♥♥♥♥: NO TO VIDEOGAMES AND ANNOUNCEMENTS, YES TO FURRIES AND PONIES. ♥♥♥♥, MY AVATAR IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOCCERGATOR, WHERE DO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THINK MY INTERESTS LIE? MAJOR LEAGUE GAMING? DOTA? YOUR MOM? ♥♥♥♥ YOU.

♥♥♥♥, I BET YOU ♥♥♥♥♥ ARE STILL GOING TO INVITE ME TO YOUR SERVERFARM CIRCLEJERKS. I BET YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARE STILL GOING TO TRY TO SELL ME SERVERS FOR GAMES I ROUTINELY FORGET EXIST. I BET YOU BUTTSURGEONS ARE STILL GOING TO TELL ME TO GET ON YOUR DUMBASS SERVER AND PRETEND I DONT WANT TO STRANGLE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR 12 YEAR OLD REDDIT FRIENDS. I BET YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARE GOING TO SEE THIS AND THINK ITD BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HILARIOUS TO INVITE ME TO YOUR LOTUS CLAN KNOCKOFF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BRIGADE. ♥♥♥♥ YOU, UNLESS YOU GOT FURRIES OR PONIES OR A VAGUE SENSE OF HUMOR THAT ISNT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID, LIKE THAT GROUP THAT WRESTLES BEARS AND HYDRAS WHICH GET A PASS CUS THEY'RE ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING SOMETIMES AND TGHEY DONT SPAM MY DESKTOP WITH ADS FOR THEIR SLANTYEYED SERVERFARM IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THEIR MOM'S BASEMENT, THEN ♥♥♥♥ OFF AND TAKE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAM GROUP WITH YOU, THEN GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF LIKE THE ♥♥♥♥ CRUCIFIERS YOU ARE.

♥♥♥♥.

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