May the 4th Be With You!

-rep farted in my nan’s mouth >:(

better now that im not so hormonal :V

ty bro

good to have you back

Tell 💬 me. For whom do you 👈 fight 😾‼👊? Hmph 💢😤! How very 👌 glib 🗣. And do you 👈💖 believe 🙏🏽 in Eorzea? Eorzea's unity 👉🏼 is forged of falsehoods. Its city-states are built 🔧🔨 on 😓🍐🔛 deceit. And its faith 🕊 is an instrument 🎺 of deception � 😡.
t is naught but 🍑 a cobweb 🕸👴 of lies 🤥. To believe 🌈 in Eorzea is to believe 🙏 in nothing 🚫. In Eorzea, the beast 🐂 tribes 🔜 often 😵 summon 👐💀 gods 😇🕊 to fight 🏾👊 in their stead--though your 👉 comrades 🏃 only rarely 🥃 respond 📥 in kind 🙁. Which is strange 🤪, is it not?