Recent reviews by DrunkenZeppelin

I liked it. I've been playing since 2023, and I've never seen a developer so dedicated to its fanbase.

I thought this was pretty great. As soon as i walked into the the Wash King, I was sent back in time. A core memory was uncovered as I was cast into my own past as a child at my neighborhood laundromat, flicking another quarter into the cabinet housing Streets of Rage. I can still smell the powder detergent in the air.

Most of the games are knock-offs of arcade classics of old. It's all very welcome and packaged very well as tribute to them. The best part is that the player is incentivized to play all of the games with different challenges presented on a daily basis.

A few of the games seem to have a bug or two. Some of the turtles in "toads and turtles" aren't solid. the frog, not matter how accurate you are, sometimes falls straight through the turtle. hopefully there's a patch for them. Targeting trash in the laundromat can be a little buggy, too. I don't know whats going on with that.

Small gripes aside, the games, the story, and the game itself are more than worth your time. thums up from me.

one of the best pirate games to have ever been created.

it's good. i liked it. If im not mistaken, it's technically made by the same guys who made True Crime: NY and True Crime: NY before luxoflux got bought out.

This is one of the best damn games I've played in a long time.

Super Blood Hockey is what would happen if NES Hockey had a lovechild with NHL Hitz 2003.

The Controls are tight and responsive. However, I've found that passing the puck to the intended player is difficult. If there are two players in the same broad direction when you pass that puck, it's a 50/50 shot if your puck is going to reach the intended receiver. I've found that overleading the pass will help nullify this problem.

Scoring feels fair and balanced for the most part. Some goalies are simply brick wall and will shut you out and entire game if you don't have a player with a decent accuracy stat. Best way to score is a quick one-timer and shoot the puck before the goalie can make it to the side of the net you are targeting.

The Franchise mode (Which, I have yet to finish. I do not know if there is an ending) is set in an a dystopian world where corprote overlords run the world and people can die from "A mildly shattered buttocks." It's a morbid, but funny environment. Controlling your teams stats off of the ice is a little annoying as you have to find and select each player to manage their diet and training routine.

The game's shortcomings are incredibly minor. There is a lack of number of teams and nationalities, you cannot customize your coach, you cannot edit your player names, and you cannot customize you team colors. Admittedly, these are all minor and superficial gripes.

A Solid, fun, arcade-style sports game. 8/10

This game is a perfect blend of quick and addicting. Great classic arcade feel with rogue like elements. This is THE spiritual successor to ROAD RASH!

An instant classic. With hundreds still playing online every day, new and old, your experience will be different almost everytime. and that's what makes it gold. the level of trust that you give to complete strangers. The faith that they will give you the medkit when you need it most.

Granted, half the time you'll probably run into morons who don't know what they're doing or assh*les that just want to see you fail. But once you get that team that will stick with you till the bitter end, that's when the magic happens.

A grand first person co-op and the addition of the mods make it even better.

Also, you shoot zombies. I mean, come on. When is that ever going to get old?

Great game for those who want to just turn their brain off every once in a while and enjoy something twisted. Postal 2 is a (almost) sandbox first person shooter that is meant to offend. It is meant to be sick. But here's what the angry parents don't tell you. You have the freedom of choice in almost every scenario.

Feel free to pay 5 dollars to Haji for that carton of milk. Or you could simply wax everybody in the store and walk out with a carton of milk and 5 dollars. That being said, (and I must agree with the angry parents) this game is not for children (or easily offended, pansy, liberals.)

Silly, violent, funny, quirky, violent, politically topical, and violent; Postal 2 is for the adults who want a sick yet enjoyable experience.

It's a classic realtime stratagy game that (im happy to see) is still going strong.