Recent reviews by Randy Krittz

If I bought this game back in 2014 on Origin, there is no way im going to pay for this on steam lol

edit: 11/22/2023 I bought it because my play count makes my ego increase

I sexually Identify as a Racecar.
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of drifting around corners and running quarter miles in under ten seconds. People say to me that a person being a Racecar is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.
I’m having a shop mechanic install 100-shot of nitrous, adjustable coilovers, and twin scroll turbos on my chassis. From now on I want you guys to call me “Drift King” and respect my right to burn rubber below and shoot flames needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a ricer and need to check your modifying privilege.
Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
Ever since i was a boy i dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.
People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but i don't care,
Im beautifull. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on i want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.
Thank you for being so understanding.

Infested with Weeaboos and Bronies, would recommend not playing unless you deal to associate with these types of people

Edit: I forgot about the furry population DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SPAM YOU WITH FURRY PRON