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I'm 12 years old.
It would appear I've lost my mother in that barbie section of the toy aisle of the department store. Could you please help me? I would be so grateful if you did...
Oh, whats that? My mommy is in the men's restroom? Well, i'm stupid as hell so I guess i'll follow you. Oh, ok, now we're in the restroom. The men's restroom. Wha. wha-what WHAT? What the heck are you doing? You're unzipping your pants. Wow, is that a PENIS? I've heard alot about those. What's that, you want me to suck it? Ok.
OMNOMNOMNNOMONOMONOM...
I don't know how this'll help me find my mom, but WHUTEVS.
MONOMONPMOOMONOMNOMONONMNOMOMONOSLURPNomonomOONONOM.
Well. That was a tasty treat that can not be beat. Anyways wheres my mom?
What's that? You have a gun and you're going to murder me?
Ok! See ya later!
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