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Stop with everything you are doing because I got something super important to tell you!

I was once a lonesome warrior running around in the dangerous woods of elwynn forest doing my deed to the city of Stormwind gathering resources and materials, but one day was like no other.

I remember it like yesterday.. The moon was shining red through the thick clouds, strange shapes scattered between the trees, making strange noises. My breathing got thicker and heavy as two red eyes was stalking me on my path back to the city.

I had read the stories about the dangerous Hogger, but little did I know it was no fairytale.. The eyes got closer and closer and eventually the creature reached out and made a loud screeching sound, I turned and could only see the red engulfing eyes. This is it, I thought...

When everything felt lost, a shine appeared behind me. Bright, brighter than the sun, then everything felt the warm in my body.. a warmth flow... As I could hardly hold my eyes open..
I woke up days after and all I remembered was the shine and a face from the shine.

Whoever this person is, He/She will always be... my PROTECTAAAH!!...

can u add me please ?

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

hey bro, add me pls

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So I was just dab and I was hoiiiiii 🐵🐵🐵 dab and I was like yeet and the principal dabbed too and I was dab and I dabbed so I then ninja fortnut came and was like do u have galacsy skin and I sed yes and we did duos and i got a victry royal and we dabbed it was so fun/ny 🐹haha look at this hamster this was whaot the guy we killed to get the victry royal looked like haha

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After a good game in Overwatch, I added him because he seemed like a chill person. We started to text and over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of fun & laughs, lots of great OW and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a OW lan party and he said he was coming so I was looking forward to meet him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my 3rd nipple. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg so I punched him and then 1 tapped him with a perfect slap to the forehead. Turns out he was a Thai Shemale... Don't trust this creature.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

sorry for that stupid crypt blacksword idiot

+rep Good trader