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289.0 hrs on record (278.7 hrs at review time)
Fun
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
57.4 hrs on record (45.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
REQUEST DENIED!!! ALL AVAILABLE BIRDS ARE IN THE AIR!

NEGATIVE ALL BIRDS ARE IN THE AIR!

NEGATIVE ALL BIRDS ARE CURRENTLY DISPATCHED!
Posted 25 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
351.7 hrs on record (45.1 hrs at review time)
WTF happened......
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
34.4 hrs on record (30.2 hrs at review time)
Very fun with friends
Posted 2 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
its pretty fun with friends
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
98.3 hrs on record (84.2 hrs at review time)
Shoot some zeds
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
24.6 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
Its DOOM........play it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,622.7 hrs on record (1,347.3 hrs at review time)
Its still pretty fun after all these years
Posted 23 November, 2016. Last edited 22 November, 2018.
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44 people found this review helpful
66 people found this review funny
1,017.9 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
DAY 1 : Failed to join server
DAY 2 : Failed to join server
DAY 3 : create the Hulk - wake up on a sunny beach turn right and face to face with giant scorpion
Use my fists of fury to punch scorpion in the face - scorpion wins
DAY 4 : live long enough to make a stone pickaxe - start to collect wood on weird shaped tree - tree turns around and eats me * note to self T-rex is not a tree
DAY 5 : running from raptors jump into a lovely looking pond of water - crocodile dino is waiting for me and I am his lunch

THE PROS-

This game has the potential to be a very amazing game. The vast world is crawlling with many types of animals and dinos to do you harm and give you an adventure. While the crafting system is not explained well it works like many of the other surival games out there so anyone with any sort of skill should be able to pick it up quickly and be able to start hacking away and building. The development team has been trying to update and fix many of the launch issues which is a plus and aswell as staying active on twitter for updates.

THE CONS-
-optimization is terrible and playability is really low but these are issues that almost all EA games face on day 1 launch this one just happend to be exceptionally bad
-No server save list or add to favorites
- display prompts look like a childs first painting and could benefit from looking much more refined or maybe even moved to the bottom -when throwing a spear at a mammonth im not reading what is happening on the top of my screen i am aiming in the middle .

I recommend this game to anyone who wants to watch a pile of crap become a beautiful rose
Posted 3 June, 2015. Last edited 3 June, 2015.
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