I just smashed my optometrist appointment.

My optometrist told me that I have surprisingly well-hydrated eyes. Smooth, glassy surface, not a dry spot in sight. He asked me if I take extra supplements or use eye drops to achieve that. I don’t. I just wake up like that. And it stays that way the whole day.

My retinas “could have been in a textbook”.

As for my eyesight, it did not get worse. It actually got BETTER. Didn’t even know that was possible. I had 20/20 vision with my glasses before. Now I have 20/15 vision, which is “better than perfect”.

My eyes should be in a medical journal.

But does any of this make me better than anybody else? Well, yes. The doctor said so.

Take care of your health folks. Go to all your appointments.

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Hi

Pooping is a privilege, not a right.

You are so lucky you have never been constipated your whole life. Pretty much my whole life i have been off and on and its very frustrating that i can never poop like a normal person…

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