Certified 8 incher

Complete sweetheart!

sorry *values

no way you are going to get 1.5k keys on the unusual gentlemanus, more like 150 or something LOL, other effects from the crate are getting similar valeus lmao

+rep sent the right amount of ref for my keys

Hey if you are down here checking out my profile beware the idiots that try to impersonate me, they don't have a small enough ♥♥♥♥ to match mine and they are lazy about mimicking me. I'll always have my profile public and inventory public, i have many screenshots and things they can't replicate. So keep yourself safe :)

Added to ask about your fp

+rep Immaculate Drip

Thank you!!

I know this sounds really weird but can I buy your shoguns shoulder guard

interested in the fp but not at that b/o, if ur willing to come down a fair bit then lmk :)

added about Large Luchadore

added for trade

added about a question!

Yeah, my offer was around 450-500 keys in that trade haha.

+rep Good MvM Heavy :3

i love you brad

I'm like Jon Gotti, I've got the anal plague

+rep you good

nice weapons you got there in the workshop! keep up the work!

thank you. you are a great guy ++++++++++++++++++++++

+++rep one of the nicest mvm players I've come across in recent times. the lad's a real one.

big schlong slayer on god frfr

C to the uck

thanks for ur support my man!

Gilded member of the Fat men's club

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takes big stinkers in my cats litterbox

im glad you loved the trick, i worked hard to make it work so its nice to see some good reactions to my art

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Extreme Destroy D1ck December
allow me to explain.

Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.

On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes

By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22x10^33.

That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.

That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.

Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated

+rep Agradable sujeto, buen español

Added for possible Trade

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2.

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Merry Chrysler!

+rep Will spray with you

Got something of interest my friend, hit me up when you're free.

+rep, add me

best modder

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cool dude

+rep fast and very friendly trader, would definetly trade again ^^

+rep fast and fair

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro pain.

+rep Glad I could make you chuckle :3

how did you do that