Hey dude, like, seriously, you need some help.

This knowledge came to me, that you, the chosen one, have been experiencing this very harsh momment of your life. Flipping tables is natural and is also often done because of some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games posted in the workshop without simple/any rules or a good layout/design pick. But, this is indeed a very seldom act that you did my friend, you flipped. . . the table. . . one thousand times. . . Congratulations. You mastered the angery arts of a proud tabletop gamer, and by my right I declare you an Angry Joe.

May the ground you walk burn as you rage.
From: Tesla
To: Marx