After being forced to drink petrol by his stepfather as a boy, he became the worlds most renowned interpretive dancer.





















I just want to be a jaded lonely detective investigating a supernatural case in a small town, but thats apparently far too much to ask.




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I am a proud gnome supremacist. Jog on, longlegs


Lego Skeleton

Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?
I can throw a bottle really really really really really far

A goblins number one activity probably is clubbing you over the head and dragging you into a cave


Air is sharply expelled from my nose like a breeze. No matter how I try, my chortling I cannot appease. Kneel before my superior arguments and artistic skills, dog. My cerebellum undulates as victory courses through my veins. I have won yet again. A thunderous BOOM tintinnabulates your tympanum as my scholarly wisdom CRASHES upon you. Do you SEE how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smart I am? Can you even COMPREHEND the absolutely peerless nature of my sagacious and loquacious lexicon? Of my pulsating, undulating cerebellum? Of the neurological pathways that form proverbial highways stretching between the realms of our superb consciousness into the nascent reaches of infinity? God, I'm handsome.

Possessed by an inhuman serenity, sweat decorating my heroic visage, I reach out my heavily blistered hands. My wife, in the realm of Spice and Wolf VR, notes that my armour is rent, once again, crimson.

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[PLANT]
A plant-warrior that attacks with seeds and sword.
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