2000 hours in siege and your highest rank is gold 1…

+rep. SAM JACOB HALE is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

id let you urinate on me tbh (lying)

youre horrible at every game and should just delete your profile x

I think you're a creepy uncle. But you're my creepy uncle. <3

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Siege bro. <3

I was being the nasty proselytizing atheist and hating on Christians when
most of you were not even born, any edgelord thing you're planning to say,
be assured that I have said worse, probably said it before you, and likely
said such things for longer than you've been alive. I was raised in a secular
home and in the secular public school system, and was taught I was related
to brussel sprouts and staph bacteria, I was blinded to the oceans of faith
that was required to believe such a thing. The faith in man, man's
knowledge, the faith in science which, ironically, calls upon its ever
-changing nature as its primary strength. Science is fun and awesome but is
entirely materialistic, disregards the "meaning of life" type of stuff, and
science as a solitary worldview can lead to extreme nihilistic episodes and
existential crises.

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You lock out at 30? Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're a ♥♥♥♥♥. I max out at 355, and can do 170 push ups in one set, not to mention I do 74 pullups in one set and run 10km a day just to get the blood flowing to my ♥♥♥♥. Not to mention, stretching before a workout is counter-productive. When you train, you are trying to shorten and contract the muscle. Stretching does the exact opposite, it lengthens the muscle, dumbcunt.

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Please Help: My Son Hates Being Homeschooled?
Yesterday. during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to regular school like all the other kids."
Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet.
I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?

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